The only weight removal I see being useful in that photo Dave, would be the 200lbs of meat next to the car.

 

Hey, what's he got to do with me!

 

He is the master of "excuses for why you are slower than others"...

 

I'll pass on that ride offer, Larry.

 

Reminds me of the old “I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

 

As stated, it is nearly impossible to come up with a forumla that accounts for all variables, but in general, I think the 10lbs = 1hp works. Especially when that weight is located between the steering wheel and seat!

Hey - that's my motivation to get off my fat butt and loose some weight! And I really don't need any complicated forumla involving 2 times the square root of pi to know that dropping pounds off my body will help.

-Z-man.

PS: Did someone mention pie? Mmmmm - apple pie - Mmmm