Thoughts About Race Cars & Women
12-25-2006, 01:09 AM
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Thoughts About Race Cars & Women
This was posted today on 356talklist, I thought everyone would find it amusing!
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will
still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines. Required Porsche
content.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
Merry Christmas
JF
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will
still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines. Required Porsche
content.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
Merry Christmas
JF
12-25-2006, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 993PET
This was posted today on 356talklist, I thought everyone would find it amusing!
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will
still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines. Required Porsche
content.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
Merry Christmas
JF
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will
still finish the race.
8. Cars with small engines often outperform big engines. Required Porsche
content.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard, right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day
you bought it.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
Merry Christmas
JF
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12-25-2006, 11:44 PM
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The immutable law of race cars and women: When both are in the field of view, moving closer only serves to render the former irrelevant.
Exhibit A: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0002.JPG
Exhibit B: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0011.JPG
Exhibit C: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0044.JPG
Exhibit A: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0002.JPG
Exhibit B: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0011.JPG
Exhibit C: http://www.autosportimage.com/auto_p...929_d_0044.JPG
