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02-17-2005, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Rick
"I'm not here to meet Jesus."
I love it! I'm officially co-opting that line!I picked this one up from a fellow Rennlisters signature line:
"Go Fast, Brake Late, Don't F*** Up!"
02-17-2005, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DJ
"If you don't start listening to me, we're going to crash... I hate crashing, and if we start to crash, I'm going to start kicking your *** before the car even finishes crashing."
It was highly effective.
It was highly effective.
I just recently became a PCA national instructor, so this is timely post for me, thanks guys!
02-17-2005, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by C4 Guy
I picked this one up from a fellow Rennlisters signature line:
"Go Fast, Brake Late, Don't F*** Up!"
"Go Fast, Brake Late, Don't F*** Up!"
02-17-2005, 02:41 PM
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Not unlike my crew's advice right before my first race - "Go nuts, take chances!"
Hey, I'm the type who does need a little encouragement to be more aggressive on-track - must come from building your racecar with your own two hands.
My wife's contribution - "Don't lick the windows!"
Hey, I'm the type who does need a little encouragement to be more aggressive on-track - must come from building your racecar with your own two hands.
My wife's contribution - "Don't lick the windows!"
02-17-2005, 02:49 PM
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How about my favorite....."If you scare me one more time I am going to get out of your car and tell everyone I'm too scared to ride with you. Then to get YOU back out on the track all we have to do is get someone to go with you after I tell them that"
02-17-2005, 03:25 PM
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Before leaving the pits: "When I get scared, I lose all control of my bowels"
After the student does somthing stupid: "Something smells really bad..."
After the student does somthing stupid: "Something smells really bad..."
02-17-2005, 03:52 PM
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Great one Pesky...
Before leaving the pits: "When I get scared, I lose all control of my bowels"
After the student does somthing stupid: "Something smells really bad..."
After the student does somthing stupid: "Something smells really bad..."
02-17-2005, 05:56 PM
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Something an instructor said to me a couple of years ago that I will always remember and use with students now -
After coming off the track from a session that I did not do a good job of getting down to the apex or using the full track on exit, the instructor came up to me and said "Come with me" and I said "where to" to which the instructor said "we are going to find the event master and get you a 50% refund.... after all, you are only using half of the track."
Never had that problem again.
After coming off the track from a session that I did not do a good job of getting down to the apex or using the full track on exit, the instructor came up to me and said "Come with me" and I said "where to" to which the instructor said "we are going to find the event master and get you a 50% refund.... after all, you are only using half of the track."
Never had that problem again.
02-17-2005, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by RJay
My son, just turning seven, has a favorite phrase he always utters to me before I head on-track. He picked it up from an interview with Schumi. The interviewer asked, "Whats your strategy for the race?" Schumi replied, "Drive fast, don't crash."
02-18-2005, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by SundayDriver
"Don't try to impress me - you can't.
Don't try to scare me - I already am."
Don't try to scare me - I already am."
"There's nothing you can do here today that will increase the value of your car... it will only decrease... you control by how much..."
