Dear fellow forum members:

It is with a sad heart, full of pride and thankfullness for a job well done, that I inform you that Mudman2 has retired as Moderator of our beloved forum.

Also dear friends, I have noticed a new moderator has assumed the title of Supreme Cayenne Babysitter - a man who lives, breathes, and worships the Porsche Cayenne - his honorable omnipotence, the multi-thousand poster on Rennlist - now seen wearing PAG lipstick, his humbleness maximus, the LTC.

I also see that mudman2 is "just" a member... a mere mortal if you will. I hereby look for a second to adding the title Moderator Emeritus to Mudman2's avatar. All in favor please post an "aye".

Mudman2, enquiring minds want to know --- was this resignation from supreme babysitting a result of:
a. Time Commitment
b. Your inability to be crazed and tweak members left and right?
c. A Honey-doo list now bordering on the insane in those left undone?
d. You have a pencil in your mouth and have a previous owner's straight jacket on?

LTC, your assumption of the duties of moderator - does this have anything to do with your ability:
a. to be clairvoyant when discussing pig issues with heretofore member, Larry (now RIP)?
b. honey-doos be damned - I will have 30,000 posts in CY2009
c. no current member would assume the mantle
d. your secret Cayenne purchase became public?
e. PAG built a one-of-a-kind GTS with octal headlights. Each headlight consists of:f. the pay is $10 per post and you intend to make 30,000 posts this CY (see item b).

 

Aye!

 

Whoa...

L ove
T he
C ayenne

is the now the moderator....

This is like Obama making Hillary sec. of state.... or,a conspiracy theorisit might say it has something to do with the roll-out of the new Panamera board on RL....

Anyway, I think he'll do a great job, even though Cayenne sales will probably drop by 30-40%....

 

^ + 1

 

Dear Official Forum Bartender:
You forgot to mention the soon to be released name change for this forum.....

It will soon be renamed the Pig Pen....sounds better than Cayenne forum, don't you think?

 

On behalf of Larry's estate and widow.....

He would have settled for nothing short of complete and utter extinction of the Cayenne....nothing even left in the fossil records.

30-40% reduction in sales isn't even an appetizer.

 

Maybe I should be taking notice here, Alan you been drinking the funny stuff again ?

 

Dispatches (by drunken golfers) reporting my demise "may" have been greatly exaggerated

I think ltc was made a moderator to try to calm him down, I guess we can see that this was a futile exercise


Watch my POWER

 

Hey, look, I opened a closed thread

OK, I'll close it again.....but first I have to say....

IBTL