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Old 10-11-2008, 05:42 PM
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Speaking of blowing a seal, here's another joke...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender says "Special occasion?" The guy says, as he downs the drink, "Yeah, I'm celebrating my first *******". The bartender says "Congratulations! Let me buy you another drink to help celebrate". The guy says "Thanks, I need something to get that taste out of my mouth".
Old 10-11-2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Don't you have some Lucas electrics to repair?
There is no evidence that Greg has ever actually repaired anything. Of course with Lucas electronics, that evidence would not last long enough to show it anyway.
Old 10-11-2008, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mglobe
There is no evidence that Greg has ever actually repaired anything. Of course with Lucas electronics, that evidence would not last long enough to show it anyway.
Using the term "Lucas electronics" shows us that you have absolutely no experience with the Prince of Darkness! Electronics indeed.......
Old 10-11-2008, 07:56 PM
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Do you think Rob Roy will be back?? Have we thrown him off the scent yet?

Can we get back to our normal activities?
Old 10-11-2008, 08:00 PM
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What normal activities? I didn't think anything about us was normal.
Old 10-11-2008, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Using the term "Lucas electronics" shows us that you are much too smart to have ever actually owned a British car.
Fixed it for you.
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Originally Posted by TR6
Speaking of blowing a seal, here's a true story...

I walked into a bar and ordered a double. The bartender says "Special occasion?" I said, as I downed the drink, "Yeah, I'm celebrating my first *******". The bartender says "Congratulations! Let me buy you another drink to help celebrate". I said, "Thanks, I need something to get that taste out of my mouth".
Corrected.
Old 10-11-2008, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by deep_uv
Corrected.
And to think, I almost used your name in the post originally but changed it. No mercy next time...
Old 10-11-2008, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by TR6
And to think, I almost used your name in the post originally but changed it. No mercy next time...
Ok, if you want to be childish......
Old 10-11-2008, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveM993
Do you think Rob Roy will be back?? Have we thrown him off the scent yet?

Can we get back to our normal activities?
"Ooh that smell, can't you smell that smell"?
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Did trackjunky pull his own finger again?
Old 10-11-2008, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Using the term "Lucas electronics" shows us that you have absolutely no experience with the Prince of Darkness! Electronics indeed.......
Originally Posted by mglobe
Fixed it for you.
All this from a guy who admits to owning a '63 Dodge Dart with push button trans.????? Those were the only cars that couldn't overtake Milk Trucks and Buses in our town!
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Originally Posted by deep_uv
Ok, if you want to be childish......
Ouch.
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Originally Posted by Bull
All this from a guy who admits to owning a '63 Dodge Dart with push button trans.????? Those were the only cars that couldn't overtake Milk Trucks and Buses in our town!
I paid $125 for that car. I was lucky if it would run at all.
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Originally Posted by mglobe
I paid $125 for that car. I was lucky if it would run at all.
Actually, a perfect car for you....

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