TR6 for president
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I plan to ask Globe to serve as Secretary of Transportation and Martinis. VR as Secretary of Kicking the **** Out of Countries That **** Me Off. And deep_uv will serve as Secretary of Covering up All My Scandals (based on his photographic evidence of Globe's Manor Ho scandals, he must be pretty good at it).
Here's a draft of my campaign speech:
"My Fellow Americans, as President, I'll make a deal with you. You leave me the hell alone and Washington will leave you the hell alone. To our enemies around the world, I have one thing to say: I've had a bad week, my kids are driving me nuts, and the wife has been riding me non-stop, so I'm in a really bad mood. Watch out or hearing one more "When are you going to clean out your closet" or "Dad, can I have $100" will result in your worthless little third world patch of rock glowing with a radioactive half life of 1000 years. It beats the hell out of working out my frustrations playing Nintendo. Oh, and Russia... Don't make me come over there and remind you why your sorry *** experiment in communism fell apart in the first place. I can put enough fire power in the Black Sea to bitch slap you back to Moscow."
Here's a draft of my campaign speech:
"My Fellow Americans, as President, I'll make a deal with you. You leave me the hell alone and Washington will leave you the hell alone. To our enemies around the world, I have one thing to say: I've had a bad week, my kids are driving me nuts, and the wife has been riding me non-stop, so I'm in a really bad mood. Watch out or hearing one more "When are you going to clean out your closet" or "Dad, can I have $100" will result in your worthless little third world patch of rock glowing with a radioactive half life of 1000 years. It beats the hell out of working out my frustrations playing Nintendo. Oh, and Russia... Don't make me come over there and remind you why your sorry *** experiment in communism fell apart in the first place. I can put enough fire power in the Black Sea to bitch slap you back to Moscow."
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Difference is, past presidents didn't use any lube before they screwed us up the ****.
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I plan to ask Globe to serve as Secretary of Transportation and Martinis. VR as Secretary of Kicking the **** Out of Countries That **** Me Off. And deep_uv will serve as Secretary of Covering up All My Scandals (based on his photographic evidence of Globe's Manor Ho scandals, he must be pretty good at it).
Here's a draft of my campaign speech:
"My Fellow Americans, as President, I'll make a deal with you. You leave me the hell alone and Washington will leave you the hell alone. To our enemies around the world, I have one thing to say: I've had a bad week, my kids are driving me nuts, and the wife has been riding me non-stop, so I'm in a really bad mood. Watch out or hearing one more "When are you going to clean out your closet" or "Dad, can I have $100" will result in your worthless little third world patch of rock glowing with a radioactive half life of 1000 years. It beats the hell out of working out my frustrations playing Nintendo. Oh, and Russia... Don't make me come over there and remind you why your sorry *** experiment in communism fell apart in the first place. I can put enough fire power in the Black Sea to bitch slap you back to Moscow."
Here's a draft of my campaign speech:
"My Fellow Americans, as President, I'll make a deal with you. You leave me the hell alone and Washington will leave you the hell alone. To our enemies around the world, I have one thing to say: I've had a bad week, my kids are driving me nuts, and the wife has been riding me non-stop, so I'm in a really bad mood. Watch out or hearing one more "When are you going to clean out your closet" or "Dad, can I have $100" will result in your worthless little third world patch of rock glowing with a radioactive half life of 1000 years. It beats the hell out of working out my frustrations playing Nintendo. Oh, and Russia... Don't make me come over there and remind you why your sorry *** experiment in communism fell apart in the first place. I can put enough fire power in the Black Sea to bitch slap you back to Moscow."
Fukken A....I am so there.
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We can discuss strateegy at coffee this morning. I've some ideas you might like.
You can start be making it a national sport to club baby seals and using the fur to line 6 point harness'sssss.
You can start be making it a national sport to club baby seals and using the fur to line 6 point harness'sssss.
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Baby seal pelts for my harnesses? Nah, I'll pass. Just 'cuz I'm a 'publican doesn't mean I'm cruel. That and any kind of pelt would just mean more sweating on track. I'll stick with the good ol' FIA whatever-it's-made-of stuff.
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If I may quote Katie . . . EEEEUUUUU.
Maybe we should have our harnesses made of democrats' pelts instead? Hillary looks like she has some pretty tough hide. Lol.
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