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Old 08-06-2008, 12:53 AM
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Default A clever disquise for smuggling....

Check this out. Especially the "wine rack". I'm thinking it is ideal for long PTA meetings, church, funerals, etc.

http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.html
Old 08-06-2008, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TR6
Check this out. Especially the "wine rack". I'm thinking it is ideal for long PTA meetings, church, funerals, etc.

http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.html

way to go Greg!

Now I know what the team is getting Bonnie for a wedding present:

The Wine Rack!
Old 08-06-2008, 07:57 AM
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"Hey, Babe! Do you want the Chardonnay or the Cab tonight?"
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The drunker she gets the smaller the "rack".
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And we have John covered too.
Old 08-06-2008, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by jester911
The drunker she gets the smaller the "rack".

True, but you have to assume John will be drinking too, and beer goggles being what they are...
Old 08-06-2008, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by TR6
Check this out. Especially the "wine rack". I'm thinking it is ideal for long PTA meetings, church, funerals, etc.

http://www.coolerfun.com/Beer_Belly.html
The Wine Rack chick is HOT! She needs to shed some clothing!!!
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I'm having second thoughts about a Wine Rack for Bonnie's wedding gift.

If it makes Bon two cup sizes larger, John may grow to like the new and improved Bonnie. Which may lead to augmentation.

Then we have to get her a new Wine Rack.

John may then grow to like the even larger Bonnie, which will lead to even more augmentation and yet another Wine Rack.

Where will it all end?...
Old 08-06-2008, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
I'm having second thoughts about a Wine Rack for Bonnie's wedding gift.

If it makes Bon two cup sizes larger, John may grow to like the new and improved Bonnie. Which may lead to augmentation.

Then we have to get her a new Wine Rack.

John may then grow to like the even larger Bonnie, which will lead to even more augmentation and yet another Wine Rack.

Where will it all end?...
Where, indeed?

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Old 08-06-2008, 11:13 AM
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ROFL!!! This thread is a riot! I'd rather you all bought me something from the TIRE Rack rather than a wine rack, however.
Old 08-06-2008, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Where, indeed?
Wow! She must be packing something like 30 oz of wine!!!
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Originally Posted by Bonster
ROFL!!! This thread is a riot! I'd rather you all bought me something from the TIRE Rack rather than a wine rack, however.
Then it will be a Wine Rack for sure.

Sorry, no male HWFMR teammate would ever check a bridal registry. Even if it is at Tire Rack.

In fact, most HWFMR teammates don't even know what a bridal registry is...
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Not sure I wanna see a chick wearing a tire rack...
Old 08-06-2008, 02:37 PM
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How about a chick posing nude inside a stack of race tires? Don't ask me where I got that idea from.

And Mike, if you're gonna get me a wine rack, I hope it comes with some good wine!
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I just hope I don't ever spot Globe sipping from his Martini mound.


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