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Old 06-23-2008, 10:36 AM
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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

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Old 06-23-2008, 12:04 PM
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Hey, that first one is the poem my wife used just before she met me!

I'm not telling you mine.
Old 06-23-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Hey, that first one is the poem my wife used just before she met me!

I'm not telling you mine.
I bet it was something like this:

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.


Bet it had Younger Women, Faster Cars, in it as well.
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For Bob's poem, you would probably want to add . . .

Send me a woman who can replace my clutch, change my tires, fuel up my car in the hot pits, and send me to the track every day.

We need to get these priorities straight, gentlemen.
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Originally Posted by paradisenb
I bet it was something like this:

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.


Bet it had Younger Women, Faster Cars, in it as well.
Originally Posted by Bonster
For Bob's poem, you would probably want to add . . .

Send me a woman who can replace my clutch, change my tires, fuel up my car in the hot pits, and send me to the track every day.

We need to get these priorities straight, gentlemen.
I'm not commenting on Randy's offering....

Bonster, forget that first stuff and just leave in the "...and send me to the track every day" part.
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Thanks VR. I'm well on my way to writing my wedding vows now!!
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Originally Posted by Adrienne
Thanks VR. I'm well on my way to writing my wedding vows now!!
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Old 06-23-2008, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Bonster, forget that first stuff and just leave in the "...and send me to the track every day" part.
What he said
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This is why I love my job so much -- it FORCES me to go to the track! I gotta explore all those eastern tracks before I can organize events on them, ya know.



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