Kurt R

Going the extra mile to please the fans!

Veloce Raptor

Holy ****, when I did my one & only Speed World Challenge TC race, I got picked as one of the 6 drovers to sign posters & pther stuff over lunch at the drover autograph table. I guess they saw how I drove, and took pity on my deflated ego. Anyway, there were 3 chicks who walked up together--2 chunky monkies and one very nice specimen--who wanted autographs. When they got to me (I was next to Lawson Aschenbach on one side & Walter Swick on the other) the 2 pushing-maximum-density types asked me to sign their WC posters. The hottie asked Lawson (who is younger & more handsome than I) and I to sign her....um....upper thigh area.

Which we did.

Some of the older fans there were a bit embarassed.

multi21

This one lady once asked me to finger paint some design on her, so I did... I'm a big dog fan!

Veloce Raptor

I'll take the one behind her, yellow hot pants, orange halter top, please!

Red!

Can I have her beer then?

Bonster

No, you can't take her beer. If you did that, she would not be drunk and Dave will not stand a chance! You gotta support your buddies, now, and give her YOUR beer as well.

Red!

So you're saying that for her he's a 10 beer option?

I'm mailing you some beer now - I just have to find one of those plastic FedEx envelopes!

Bonster

Absolutely . . . ten beers and maybe even a couple of shooters. I personally am a little more sophisticated . . . mail me some good scotch and we'll talk. ROFL.

Veloce Raptor

Pffftttt.

Chix dig me because I wear underwear.

kurt M

Whos?

Bull

Theirs.

Veloce Raptor

Haven't any of you mouthbreathers seen Stripes?

jester911

In underwear?

multi21

Do you wear it like this?

Bull

That is him.