Bonster

Sorry dems . . . but this was just too funny not to pass on. Feel free to post Repub jokes if you like.


Jesus and the Democrat

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the
waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the
Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled
over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot
tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over
there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about
gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant
and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so
the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he
said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come
back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness,
you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised
his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability."

Larry Herman

A Republican joke?
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Oh yeah, he'll only be in office for 8 more months.

Veloce Raptor

That's funny, Bonni....but the phrase "Dem Joke" is repetitive.

trumperZ06

Adrienne

However, if it wasn't for the Americans with Disability Act, passed by a Democrat, the crippled Republican wouldn't have gotten INTO the restaurant.

Larry Herman

You're so hot when you talk like that!

Chaos

Adrienne very good. Are you working for a workers comp management company?