Capt. Slow

Other than F1 (and yes, I know, that's debatable) and the (newly discovered by Capt. Slow here, who makes even box turtles look fast) HWFM team...

what ARE sports, anyway?????????????


- Capt. (aspiring to be General, or is that Admiral, someday) Slow

Bonster

Sports . . . the games where men run around on the t.v., keeping the attention of the male population while the female population takes naps on the couch, pretending to be interested.

Adrienne

Who has time for tv!?!?

BostonDMD

If you ask me, this forum has had a few "Boxing" matches lately.

Isn't Boxing a sport?

trackjunky

Whoa! That's a good tradeoff. My wife takes the opportunity to go spend $$$. Napping on the couch would be preferred.

paradisenb

You mean this Forum don't you?

BostonDMD

I stand corrected.....

Bonster

***Ahhhh . . . see, that's where John got lucky. I hate shopping. That and I'm lazy with that sort of stuff, plus I hate large crowds. In fact, I have only five pairs of shoes . . . my house slippers, my flip flops, my tennis shoes, a pair of dress shoes, and my racing shoes. Wait, make that six pairs . . . I actually have two pairs of race shoes (only one will pass tech, but the outdated pair are still fine for HPDEs). Heck, I have more tires than I do shoes. So you can see where my priorities are.

Bull

Are they the pink fuzzy house slippers like deep_uv reports that Globe wears?

Bonster

ROFL, Bob. Actually, they are. They were the only pair left on the shelf at Wal Fart when I went in other than stupid cartoon characters and bunny slippers. I had a choice between froo-froo, goober shoes, and lame shoes. I chose froo-froo. Besides, bunny slippers might get my feet attacked by my cat.

Larry Herman

Wake me when this thread gets interesting.

Bonster

Ahhhh shaddup Larry. You want interesting, then do something besides gripe. Of course, that was a joke. Put down the gun Larry . . . nice and slow . . . that's it . . . now take a few steps backward . . . it's going to be okay.

Bull

don't listen to him, it is late afternoon and he always naps at this time.

Larry Herman

Yeah, it's hard to stay awake reading your witicisms.

Bonster

Don't fret, Larry . . . it'll be five o'clock in a few minutes in your neck of the woods. I'm stuck in a motel room in Georgia, waiting to pick up John at the base, at which time we will most certainly do a drink sortie. We might even raise one up in your honor. Lol.