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Old 02-15-2008, 12:19 PM
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Drawing of elderly couple sitting on sofa. little old lady has her hand on stooped old man's knee

Her: "Let's go upstairs and make passionate love"


Second Frame
He responds

Him: "I can't do both"

Not saying which members of HWFMR should have received it
Old 02-15-2008, 12:32 PM
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Apparently you did!
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Originally Posted by Bull
Apparently you did!
Old 02-15-2008, 12:47 PM
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From his wife. Take a pic of your card and post it please.
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I think you stepped in it, Mike.
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Reminds me of another old folks joke.

A man and his wife are in Vegas celebrating the man's 90th birthday.
The couple are watching a show and the old man disappears. The woman after giving up on him goes up to their 20th floor room and finds the old man getting it on with a show girl from the strip. She promptly grabs the old man and pitches right out the window.
Later when the police are questioning the woman the officer asks her" Why did you throw your husband out the window?" She replied " Well I figured at 90, if he can f*ck, he can fly".
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Originally Posted by Bull
Apparently you did!
Why Bob, haven't you ever shopped for a Valentine Card at 3pm on February 14th?



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