Veloce Raptor

Absolutely racktacular.

Why do you ask?

RJT

Oh I don't know, Just Racktering...................

Why do men call them a rack anyway?

Bull

Good question!????

I have been a Rackonteur for many years.

RJT

No real answer yet?

You guys aren't racking your brains hard enough.............

Bull

Excelent use of "rack" and "hard" in the same sentence! Not sure where brains would fit into this conversation.....

Veloce Raptor

Because we can.

jester911

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Why do men call them a rack anyway?[/B

This is from the Online Etymology Dictionary

rack (1) Look up rack at Dictionary.com
"frame with bars," c.1305, possibly from M.Du. rec "framework," related to recken "stretch out," cognate with O.E. reccan "to stretch out," from P.Gmc. *rakjanan (cf. O.N. rekja, O.Fris. reza, O.H.G. recchen, Ger. recken, Goth. uf-rakjan "to stretch out"). The verb meaning "to sleep" is teen-ager slang from 1960s (rack was Navy slang for "bed" in 1940s). Meaning "instrument of torture" first recorded c.1460 (verb meaning "to torture on the rack" is from 1433), perhaps from Ger. rackbank, originally an implement for stretching leather, etc. Fig. sense of "agony" is from 1591. Mechanical meaning "toothed bar" is from 1797 (see pinion). Meaning "set of antlers" is first attested 1945, Amer.Eng.; hence slang sense of "a woman's breasts" (especially if large), c.1980s. Off the rack in ref. to clothing is from 1962. Rack up "register accumulate, achieve" is first attested 1961, probably from method of keeping score in pool halls.


I do tend to like VRs explanation better though.

Bull

"Instrument of Torture" is the accurate definition in that group.

deep_uv

Or... "perhaps from Ger. rackbank, originally an implement for stretching leather,..."

Bull

Yep, take the wrinkles right out of that sucker!

Bonster

Or you can use the redneck definition . . . ***** are a rack to set your shotgun on.

jester911

Reminds me.

What is redneck foreplay?



Wake up bitch.

Bonster

Nah, redneck foreplay is "get in the truck, bitch." Or better yet, "Your trailer or mine?"

Veloce Raptor

Oversteer or understeer?

RJT

Both...........


Having lived in R Can Saw for 7 years and heard all the stories, I can tell you that foreplay to a Redneck is:

"Sug, pass me another Bud light.... BURP".