Who can come up with the best "priceless" saying
08-30-2007, 02:46 PM
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Who can come up with the best "priceless" saying
Poor phil lost his car to an idiot and I thought we could cheer him up with some funny "Priceless" jokes to go with the photos. Below is mine and is actually what happened. Which might be funny if it wasn't a pristine GT3 that got sent to the junkyard.
12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon $8
Fight with your girlfriend $0
Laying scratch in reverse when you think you are going forward $0.50 in tire rubber
Totaling Porsche GT-3 $85,000
Look on cops face when they find you passed out drunk on the floor of your truck at the accident scene: Priceless
12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon $8
Fight with your girlfriend $0
Laying scratch in reverse when you think you are going forward $0.50 in tire rubber
Totaling Porsche GT-3 $85,000
Look on cops face when they find you passed out drunk on the floor of your truck at the accident scene: Priceless
08-30-2007, 04:21 PM
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Haha....great title Greg.
For the inside story ....
Its my car!
I was on vacation about 3 weeks ago, and on a saturday morning I get a frantic phone call from on of my neighbors.
Turns out the brother of one of the neigbors, thoughthis truck was in drive....and mashed the go pedal....but instead of going forward........he went backward, and my car prolly saved the building.
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For the inside story ....
Its my car!
I was on vacation about 3 weeks ago, and on a saturday morning I get a frantic phone call from on of my neighbors.
Turns out the brother of one of the neigbors, thoughthis truck was in drive....and mashed the go pedal....but instead of going forward........he went backward, and my car prolly saved the building.
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08-30-2007, 05:05 PM
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Bottle of Boones Strawberry Hill (frankie's drink of choice) 4 dollars
Borrowing someone elses car 10 dollars in gas
Driving like the real ghettoracer and likely blaming the accident on something else Priceless
Borrowing someone elses car 10 dollars in gas
Driving like the real ghettoracer and likely blaming the accident on something else Priceless
08-30-2007, 08:23 PM
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6 pack of beer before drunken fight with girlfriend. $5.50.
DWI tickets, fines and court costs. $4500.00
Totaled Porsche GT-3. $85,000.00
Thinking the word "compact" is a verb. Priceless.
DWI tickets, fines and court costs. $4500.00
Totaled Porsche GT-3. $85,000.00
Thinking the word "compact" is a verb. Priceless.
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08-30-2007, 10:15 PM
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OH **** !!! 
That hurts to even look at. I'd of been in tears and I don't cry all that easily..................
So sorry Phil.
I guess when we finally meet up for that cup of coffee, you won't be driven this particular car, or... Is it repairable??
~JoAnne
That hurts to even look at. I'd of been in tears and I don't cry all that easily..................
So sorry Phil.
I guess when we finally meet up for that cup of coffee, you won't be driven this particular car, or... Is it repairable??
~JoAnne
08-30-2007, 10:31 PM
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No its not repairable. Body damge was estimated at 40k, or more, and that was before suspension, transmission, and engine damage.
08-30-2007, 10:44 PM
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I just can't manage to find any humor at all. Sorry to see this, but have fun picking out a new Porsche.
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08-30-2007, 11:07 PM
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what exactly can you do, but laugh it off ? it was a complete freak accident.
Oh, and lucky for me, when I got that phone call.....well both of my sisters are in the Pharma industry......good stuffs to calm you down....LOL
08-31-2007, 01:36 AM
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I'd be bringing a big stick if someone ran into my car while drunk -- whether it was a GT3 or an old rusty Pinto. There is just NO excuse. I feel for ya Phil. I hope you recover from your loss SOON.
08-31-2007, 02:16 AM
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08-31-2007, 08:51 AM
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Unbelievable!
I would have thought it was GR given it was in Cal., etc......but for him to be driving anything as new as that truck he would have had to have just stolen it!
I would have thought it was GR given it was in Cal., etc......but for him to be driving anything as new as that truck he would have had to have just stolen it!
09-02-2007, 08:07 PM
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Exactly what I was thinking. I'm sure a 6GT3 is only part of the Phlat-Black-curse to be cast upon its owners. This might just simply be the transitional event that leads to the 7GT3...in white, ofcourse. Happy hunting.
