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Old 09-02-2007, 12:05 PM
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Dave, standing next the that, I would be magnificent.
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Old 09-02-2007, 12:09 PM
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Good thing I finished eating my breakfast before I saw those last few posts. My screen would have been full of taters. Lol.

Okay . . . lemme try . . .

All you fagass ****tards dont even no me. i have skillz beyond your imagnification. why dont u just shutup and race me at my challenge or just shut your *** *** mouths.

How'd I do???
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Old 09-02-2007, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Good thing I finished eating my breakfast before I saw those last few posts. My screen would have been full of taters. Lol.

Okay . . . lemme try . . .

All you fagass ****tards dont even no me. i have skillz beyond your imagnification. why dont u just shutup and race me at my challenge or just shut your *** *** mouths.

How'd I do???
yo bitch you suck
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Old 09-02-2007, 12:16 PM
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no, no . . . it's "PMS bitch". Get it right now, Mike.
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Old 09-02-2007, 12:18 PM
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no, no . . . it's "PMS bitch". Get it right now, Mike.
I just don't think I'm cut out for this stuff.
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Old 09-02-2007, 12:20 PM
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Lol. Me either, Mike. My brain starts turning to jelly everytime I try to write like that. I just can't sink that low too long before I need to come up for air.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:21 PM
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Lol. Me either, Mike. My brain starts turning to jelly everytime I try to write like that. I just can't sink that low too long before I need to come up for air.
Seriously, let's stick to things that are at least somewhat clever, like limericks and Haiku.

Vacuous Ridicule, is your hand on Francine's ***?

Just to make this appropriate for HWFM (and not to give the Gopher Robber any more attention):

1) I drove the touring lap at RA today. I had the #1 and #2 finishers from the endurance race in the car with me offering instruction. I got passed.

38D said I was one of the best 2/10s drivers he's ever seen.

2) I've met a whole bunch of Rennlisters/HWFM folks this weekend, and it's been a real pleasure. You guys are a whole bunch of fun.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:26 PM
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and she had cookies. and she told us how overboard she claims she went for a kids birthday party.
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Vacuous Ridicule, is your hand on Francine's ***?

38D said I was one of the best 2/10s drivers he's ever seen.
Hey, sweetcakes, Francine was photoshopped into that picture. And no, my hand was not anywhere near Seth Thomas' *** (original photo below).

And Francine is the world champion 2/10ths drover.
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Old 09-02-2007, 11:36 PM
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and she had cookies. and she told us how overboard she claims she went for a kids birthday party.
I did. I could explain that at this same birthday party, some of the super-bitchy moms asked me, "Did you make that cake?" I said that I did, and they started whispering behind their hands. I was like, "Get the f out of my house, you bizsnatches!"
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That picture was PHOTOSHOPPED???

Oh, wow! Fooled me! Please forgive me!
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No worries. Some real pranksters here...
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
No worries. Some real pranksters here...
But there was still some cupping involved just after the picture.
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Originally Posted by cooleyjb
But there was still some cupping involved just after the picture.
Which is totally understandable, since I hear that Seth has a great ***.

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