Mike in Chi

And the phrase "nice shot"

jester911

Hole in one kind of takes on a whole new meaning as well

Bull

There are a couple of reasons why she will never have a very good golf swing. Didn't a commentator point out that engineering fact about lady golfers in general at some point, then not have to worry about attending any more tournaments?

Larry Herman

A golf pro picked up a groupie during a tournament and took her back to his motel room for the night. They made some small talk and she admitted that she had been with quite a few Pros before, including Arnold Palmer. After making furious love to her, he starts to get up to get something to eat.

She then said "What are you doing, Arnold Palmer didn't have to go to get something to eat". So the pro summons up his strength and does her again. After he finishes, he starts to get out of bed to get some water to drink and she said "what are you doing, Arnold Palmer didn't have to go to get a drink"

He strains to do her one more time and then collapses on the bed. She nudges him again and he gets up right out of the bed. "Where are you going she said? Arnold Palmer didn't have to get out of bed". The pro looked at her right in the eye and said "I'm going to call Arnold Palmer. I need to find out what par is for this hole".

Veloce Raptor

Yeah, I guess that's why she won the LPGA Masters Tournament...

Bull

The commentators point was that NO woman could have a good swing....so she is the best though...of course it was the LPGA!


I WAS KIDDING!

Veloce Raptor

Ha!!!!!!! INFIDEL!!!!!!!!

SundayDriver

Wife: Oh, you're home. What did you do today?
Sniper: I shot a round of golf.
W: How did you do?
S: Pretty good. 70 shots, 67 hits.
W: Wow. That's under par isn't it.
S: Yes. And I shot a birdie on #2 and an eagle on #6.
W: Good job. Did you bring home the eagle for dinner?
S: Of course. But you should have seen golfer #67. It was great. Last hole and he has a short putt. Tells his buddies it is a real knee knocker. As he lined up, I showed him what a knee knocker really is.
W: Anything else?
S: Yes. I got some bonus points for shooting golfers as they took bunker shots. You know it is harder to get them with all that sand flying around. So now I think I am all ready for the club championship next week.

Bonster

I have a feeling Dave's gonna love that joke, Mark.

Bull

Yes, that is what his Boyfriend says he likes!

jester911

Its because she had such good muscle mammary.

Veloce Raptor

That's what I'm talking about!!! Ooo-rah!!!

jester911

Four married guys go golfing.While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place:

1st Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

2nd Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool."

3rd Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.

They continued to play the hole when they realized that the 4th guy hadn't said anything. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had todo to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

4th guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'golf course or intercourse?'
And she said, "Wear your sweater".