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Old 08-07-2007, 10:45 PM
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Default My plan to turn pro racer

An incredible opportunity just came up and I realize that I have a better chance at becoming a big time pro racer than PaperBoy has.
I will be busy for a few days as I make the arrangements for my big move up.
You can all read the details below, as this is an incredible opportunity. This is clearly a better path to pro racing than GhettoChicken's.

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FROM THE DESK OF MR TUNDE LEMO.

RE : LONG OVER DUE CONSIGNMENT ON YOUR NAME AND FAVOUR.

I AM MR TUNDE LEMO DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) .

I WAS INSTRUCTED BY MY BOSS, PROF. CHUKWUMA C. SOLUDO. GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. TO FIND OUT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH, WHY YOUR CONSIGNMENT VALUED US$10.5M YOUR CONTRACT PART PAYMENT STILL UNCLAIMED.

HOWEVER, THEIR ARE TWO GENTLEMEN HERE WHO CAME FROM YOUR COUNTRY TO CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT ON YOUR BEHALF AND THE REASON GIVING TO US IS THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SENT THEM THAT YOU ARE TERMINAL SICK.

IN THIS REGARD, KINDLY RE-CONFIRM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO US FOR PROPER INDENTIFICATION, AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT THEM FOR THE CLAIM.

BELLOW ARE THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO RE-CONFIRM TO MY
OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

1)YOUR FULL NAME :
2)YOUR PHONE NUMBER, CELL PHONE,MOBILE#
3)YOUR ADDRESS FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT DELIVERY.

UPON THE PROPER IDENTIFICATION, MR TUNDE LEMO DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) WILL IMMEDIATELY SIGN THE SHIPMENT APPROVAL AND REFER YOU TO OUR DIPLOMATIC AGENT WHO WILL BE BRINGING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP IN YOUR COUNTRY.

OUR DESIRE IS TO SERVING YOU BETTER.
AWAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS :

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR TUNDE LEMO .

DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE .
(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA).
Old 08-07-2007, 10:56 PM
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That ****er stole the money I won in the Zimbabwean lottery!!!!!
Old 08-07-2007, 11:03 PM
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Forget it SD, I have that oppotunity sewn up and will be driving for the team next year....stay tuned.
Old 08-07-2007, 11:56 PM
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This will be how Mark can pay for his IMSA lites ride.

BTW I know BK Motorsports is actively looking for someone to run in the sister car to Gerardo Bonilla's.
Old 08-08-2007, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SundayDriver

FROM THE DESK OF MR TUNDE LEMO.

RE : LONG OVER DUE CONSIGNMENT ON YOUR NAME AND FAVOUR.

I AM MR TUNDE LEMO DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) .

I WAS INSTRUCTED BY MY BOSS, PROF. CHUKWUMA C. SOLUDO. GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. TO FIND OUT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH, WHY YOUR CONSIGNMENT VALUED US$10.5M YOUR CONTRACT PART PAYMENT STILL UNCLAIMED.

HOWEVER, THEIR ARE TWO GENTLEMEN HERE WHO CAME FROM YOUR COUNTRY TO CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT ON YOUR BEHALF AND THE REASON GIVING TO US IS THAT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SENT THEM THAT YOU ARE TERMINAL SICK.

IN THIS REGARD, KINDLY RE-CONFIRM YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO US FOR PROPER INDENTIFICATION, AND TO KNOW IF YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SENT THEM FOR THE CLAIM.

BELLOW ARE THE INFORMATION THAT YOU ARE TO RE-CONFIRM TO MY
OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.

1)YOUR FULL NAME :
2)YOUR PHONE NUMBER, CELL PHONE,MOBILE#
3)YOUR ADDRESS FOR YOUR CONSIGNMENT DELIVERY.

UPON THE PROPER IDENTIFICATION, MR TUNDE LEMO DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) WILL IMMEDIATELY SIGN THE SHIPMENT APPROVAL AND REFER YOU TO OUR DIPLOMATIC AGENT WHO WILL BE BRINGING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP IN YOUR COUNTRY.

OUR DESIRE IS TO SERVING YOU BETTER.
AWAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS :

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR TUNDE LEMO .

DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF FINANCIAL SECTOR SURVEILLANCE .
(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA).
Where is the creativity? Where is the believeability?

As a former Nigerian, I am ashamed at the level to which my countrymen have sunk.
Old 08-08-2007, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Where is the creativity? Where is the believeability?

As a former Nigerian, I am ashamed at the level to which my countrymen have sunk.
So as a Nigerian Lawyer, are you saying this might be a scam?
Old 08-08-2007, 09:32 AM
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What? You're from Nigeria? Woah. You don't see that everyday.
Old 08-08-2007, 09:38 AM
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He is only Nigerian from the waist up, Bonni.
Old 08-08-2007, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
He is only Nigerian from the waist up, Bonni.
***And we know this HOW, Dave?
Old 08-08-2007, 09:47 AM
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GerbilRaper keeps emailing me pictures. 'Nuff said.
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
GerbilRaper keeps emailing me pictures. 'Nuff said.
***How do you know it's not GRs mad photoshop 'skillz'? Lol.
Old 08-08-2007, 10:03 AM
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Ew.
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Oh, you like it and you know it, Dave.
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Originally Posted by SundayDriver
So as a Nigerian Lawyer, are you saying this might be a scam?
That is my professional opinion, yes.
Old 08-08-2007, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
That is my professional opinion, yes.
I guess that means I do have the same chance of going pro as GhettoChicken.


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