Bryan Watts

Just had lunch with some co-workers and that hot sauce is really starting to work on me. I'm going to head to the bathroom and read the paper for a bit. I think it should only take about 5 minutes, but it may be longer. I might not reply for the next 10 minutes or so. Be patient.

jester911

GhettoRacer

i'm guessing jester and bw are heading to the bathroom to give each other blow jobs. eww.

jester911

You would be guessing that because that is the way you think. You obviously wish you were doing that since you seem to always want to project someone else doing it.

After all, you didn't get that round mouth eating square meals.

Bryan Watts

Ok, I'm back.

(Ghetto, you're ignoring me remember? Why are you reading this post right now?)

Veloce Raptor

Please stop projecting YOUR love life on others, rumpranger.

Bull

So, BW took a good GhettoRacer?

cooleyjb

Just an FYI I just changed a crap filled diaper.

In case anyone was curious it was roughly the same color as the stuff that went in. Didn't smell good either. Note to self--don't feed him what I fed him yesterday ever again.

Veloce Raptor

AH JUST SHARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bonster

I need to scratch my back but can't reach the itch. I'm going to go into John's closet and retrieve a plastic hanger. I will come back when I have satisfied the desire to end the itching on my back. This procedure should take approximately two minutes. If I'm not back by then, please call the Navarre fire department or police.

Bull

I'm just back from an exhausting time watching our Detail Shop wash my truck for the weekend. Chris did an excellent job getting the last remains of the Canadian bugs that I collected last weekend in Mosport. They were not finished with the windows, but I just couldn't take watching all that work any longer.

Next, I plan to flip through the Tire Rack Wholesale Catalogue that came in the mail today. I wonder if there will be any new tread patterns, or pricing?????

Larry Herman

I have to go to the fridge to get another beer.

cooleyjb

I have to train my baby or my dog to go to the fridge to get me another beer. I wonder which one will pay off in the long run.

Bonster

I would have been back a lot sooner but I forgot to tell you I had to start the chili. I had to cut up the meat, chop up the garlic, onions, etc., add seasonings and tomatoes, etc.. The prep took me about 45 minutes total. Some of that time was spent browning the meat first. We're trying a new recipe I found called New Mexico Chili. It's nothing like my own recipe, but we figured why not try something new. The chili will be done in about two hours. John and I will probably go to the neighbor's house and play Uno. At some point tonight we need to turn on the sprinklers, too, as it's a draught year in Florida and the lawn is getting kinda dry. So I might be gone a while. But not yet. I need a drink before I put up with the neighbor.

Larry Herman

Forget about the dog. My stupid Springer keeps bringing me the wrong brand. That dumb mutt can't tell the difference between a Miller Lite and a Corona.