Mike in Chi

When Fart Machine farts, it blows Francine's skirt up over his helmet, and he can't see the track.

weneversleep

Here's the thing I don't get:

Why would anyone name a car "Fart Machine" unless you were a: an idiot, or b: looking for attention?

Oh wait, we're talking about GR.

Veloce Raptor

That is why I have renamed it the ExcuseMachine.

Bull

He is 5 seconds slower because he managed to get his skirt off of his head, thereby not beiing 7 seconds slower.

GhettoRacer

Pull that ***** out of your ***. Or have you been hanging with the tards too long that you dunno how it feels with out being up tight? Origin of FartMachine. Hartanto and Morishige were the 2 drivers' name that were on the window. My buddy at DNR was helping me remove the older sticker on the car and next thing I saw it said FartMachine. I was like you ****er... but it was appropirate as the car only had resonator and no rear muffler so it founded like a fart can.

38D

DNF would be more appropriate for a "friend" of yours

GhettoRacer

David Nguyen Racing you smart ***. Street racing king of the Frisco Bay. 11 sec. naturally aspirated engine builder. Can't wait to have him finish my 2 liter engine. 225+ whp is the goal for FartMachine to taken on Andrie Hartanto's bling bling mega dollar Civic EK.

Veloce Raptor

Street racing is for MORONS, Francine. Anyone street races thru my neighborhood is lilely to get shot.

By me.

GhettoRacer

you're not man enough to pull the trigger you fagget *** bitch.

Veloce Raptor

Says the homosexual genetically inferior racist posting at 6:30 in the morning.

Sigh.

Dance, little boy, DANCE.

PS: wanna bet?