Joke of the Day
07-26-2007, 09:17 AM
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I figured we could use some humor around here, so decided to start this thread. This idea came to mind when Jerry posted this one:
Definition of mixed emotions:
Your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new Porsche.
Definition of mixed emotions:
Your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in your new Porsche.
07-26-2007, 10:44 AM
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Your wish is my command:
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07-26-2007, 10:50 AM
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Come on guys. That is a serious pic. He's got his driving shoes and a wheelie bar on the back. That is all business.
Of course the little girl he stole it from was 5 seconds faster on it but what the hell.
Of course the little girl he stole it from was 5 seconds faster on it but what the hell.
07-26-2007, 11:05 AM
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You have the story a bit backwards. You see, right after that picture was taken, a little girl beat the crap out of GhettoRunt, stole the bicycle, and has proceeded to be 5 seconds faster on it in every route through the neighborhood that GhettoRunt has ever traveled. He wants the bike back, but fears another beating!
07-26-2007, 11:07 AM
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Once he gets the brakes and suspension upgrades sorted out I am sure he will be up to speed. 30 or 40 more laps around the neighborhood and he will feel much more comfortable with the new setup. Now if he can just stay ahead of the paper boy.
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07-26-2007, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jester911
Once he gets the brakes and suspension upgrades sorted out I am sure he will be up to speed. 30 or 40 more laps around the neighborhood and he will feel much more comfortable with the new setup. Now if he can just stay ahead of the paper boy.
07-26-2007, 12:55 PM
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Come on man, those are in a totally different class.
Besides, how can he be the paper boy. That would mean he had a regular job that people would be depending on him to perform consistently.
Not to mention a paper boy is a paid drover.
Besides, how can he be the paper boy. That would mean he had a regular job that people would be depending on him to perform consistently.
Not to mention a paper boy is a paid drover.
07-26-2007, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jester911
Not to mention a paper boy is a paid drover.
Maybe that's the Pro Driver he hopes to be in 7 years.
Greg better be sure the bet is clear about what 'Pro Driver' means
07-26-2007, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Your wish is my command:
who's the pulling the strings now? dumb ****s.
07-26-2007, 02:31 PM
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Yeah, people go around all of the time posting embarrassing pictures of themselves so that they can "force" others into making fun of them. Ghettoboy, you're funny.
07-26-2007, 02:44 PM
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the tards are puppets. move puppets move. i pose that pix fully expecting you retarded ****s to jump on it and just as i predicted you guys ate it all up. same with the "Asian squat" pix in front of the N1 Concepts yellow Fit.
who's the pulling the strings now? dumb ****s.
who's the pulling the strings now? dumb ****s.