Veloce Raptor

Hahahahaaaaaa!!! Frikkin' airedales!!!!!!

GhettoRacer

Sunday admits he is a woman after all... How many times you ignore and unignore me already you old ***? The only reason you are not on my ignore list is because you're the one I want to smoke the most. Got the $5000 ready any time your old *** is ready to do it.

Bonster

Shut up Frank. This is a joke of the day thread, not a threat of the day or challenge of the day thread. We get enough of your incessant bull**** everywhere else. Knock it off or I'll take ya to court for the cost of my Prilosec. Come up with a good joke or be gone. WE NEED HUMOR!!! Yo.

SundayDriver

Sorry, that was a typo. It was supposed to say "Is she..."
Send the $5000 to Mike and we are on there GhettoChicken. You keep saying you have it then you don't - stop the lying and make up your mind there coward. You are back on ignore because you have nothing worth reading. The others here will let me know if you actually grow a pair and finally take your own challenge.

As far as smoking me on the track, well that would be a great accomplishment for you. I am old and slow, so WTF does that prove if you were to happen to beat me. Of course if I beat you, what does that say?

GhettoRacer

Still playing your bull**** escrow game with CHIken Mike. That fake *** broke lawyer will never see a dime from me. You know damn well that this is your excuse for not setting up the date. I told your *** *** firm up a date and the money will be ready 1 week before it.

Veloce Raptor

CORRECTED

GhettoRacer

I know your game you ***. I'd like to thank you in advance for paying for my Texas trip 2007. I get to visit my pals in Phoenix and Fort Worth (after I smoke you) on the way back. You better go take some pro instructions in order to up your game... sadly, 5 sec deficit is impossible to make up... all you're going to do is waste more money. Why don't you just pay me $2000 now and safe yourself the embarrassment of getting smoked badly in Sept? I'll donate half of it to charity of your choice.

Veloce Raptor

This is pretty funny, watching you overcompensate for your fear, and begin the process of weaseling out of coming to have your *** kicked by 5 seconds in your OWN car at TWS.

By all means, keep it up, swordswallower.

PS: written any bad checks lately? Harassed any female lawyers? Violated any copyrights?

LoanWolf

The hilarious part is that he does not mind driving thousands of miles to get beaten in his own car by someone who never drove his car before....he just wants to get beaten by less than five seconds...
Just when I think I've seen him at his most ridiculous, he outdoes himself

Bonster

Here's a cute little joke I saw in our local Miata club's newsletter this month (can be applied to any car):

The Famous Miata 710

Yesterday a friend was having his Miata serviced at the Mazda dealer in Little Rock, Arkansas, when a young blonde walked in and
asked for a "seven-hundred-ten" for her 2007 Miata. The parts counter man looked at her non-plussed and asked, What is a
seven-hundred-ten?" She replied," Ya know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it somewhere maybe it dropped
out and need a new one".

The mechanic who had by now joined the parts guys, gave the attractive woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to
draw what the piece looked like. She took the paper and pen and drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote "710". He then
took her over to another Miata which had the bonnet up and asked, "Is there a "710" on this car?" She pouted her lips for a
moment and pointed and triumphantly said, "Of course! Its right there!!"

As it turns out, her oil cap was turned upside-down.

Mike in Chi

Got these from a former RL Moderator.

Very funny

FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for " here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any ***** to scratch.

Thought for the day:

Q. What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

trackjunky

VR, did GerbilRaper say that he want's to "smoke your pole the most"?

Sounds like a seen from "The Ambiguosly Gay Duo" cartoon.

Holy Crap! My sides are killing me from laughing so hard. You just can't make stuff like that up. Awesome!!!!

Veloce Raptor

I don't know. The GerbilRaper is on ignore.

Hey, are you gonna be at TWS for Lone Star in September?

trackjunky

OH, I re-read the post and apparently he wan't to "smoke" Sunday Drivers "Pole" quite badly.

I'm planning to go for the sweat fest in September.

Bull

Two rednecks are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.



Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."