Mumu Haiku di Giorno
07-25-2007, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
***Woah -- how did I miss a good one like this? Let's see . .. well, I could make sure your rear stays shiny, that your trunk stays free of any unnecessary obstacles, that your spare tire (lol) is removed, and that your exhaust tip is nice and shiny. I can also keep your engine hot and you will DEFINITELY want the windows rolled all the way down. How's that? I love motorsports innuendo. 
07-25-2007, 08:35 PM
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Don't drive too slow now, you don't want the tires to get too cold. You know what happens when the tires get cold -- you get no traction and you slide off the track! Of course, if they get too hot, they get greasy, and you can lose your grip right as you get your groove on.
07-27-2007, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Really?
I have TWICE proposed we meet at Mid Ohio & share a car, best lap time wins.
I just this morning proposed that if I cannot beat you in your own car by at least 5 seconds per lap at TWS, I would pay your registration & hotel costs...and you'd get to learn an EXCELLENT track.
So far, your "*** ***" has CHICKENED OUT from all of these reasonable suggestions.
Go sell stupid somewhere else, you tangerine haired teabagger.
I have TWICE proposed we meet at Mid Ohio & share a car, best lap time wins.
I just this morning proposed that if I cannot beat you in your own car by at least 5 seconds per lap at TWS, I would pay your registration & hotel costs...and you'd get to learn an EXCELLENT track.
So far, your "*** ***" has CHICKENED OUT from all of these reasonable suggestions.
Go sell stupid somewhere else, you tangerine haired teabagger.
07-27-2007, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
Logistics bitch. When was it? I got priorities stupid.....
07-27-2007, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Veloce Raptor
Mumu Haha Lin
Runs away from all who race
Coward to the core
Mumu Haha Lin
Potty mouth to hide his fear
Bagger of the tea
Mumu Haha Lin
Homosexuality
Packer of the fudge
Mumu Haha Lin
Another chinese racist
Very transparent
Runs away from all who race
Coward to the core
Mumu Haha Lin
Potty mouth to hide his fear
Bagger of the tea
Mumu Haha Lin
Homosexuality
Packer of the fudge
Mumu Haha Lin
Another chinese racist
Very transparent
Mumu Haha Lin
Painted into a corner
Of his own making
Mumu Haha Lin
I told him to just bring CASH
He's the paper boy
Mumu Haha Lin
He is gonna get so schooled
5 seconds per lap
07-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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07-31-2007, 05:10 PM
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Bad checks are his thing
Toilet mouth and uber gay
Frankie pays for sex
Toilet mouth and uber gay
Frankie pays for sex
07-31-2007, 05:39 PM
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Sorry, sport, but I will not allow you to shart in my car or truck.
08-03-2007, 10:46 AM
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GerbilRaper knows
His clock is gonna get cleaned
Counting down the days
His clock is gonna get cleaned
Counting down the days
