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Old 06-13-2007, 03:00 PM
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I got the joke about acme.com . . . last I heard, Wyl E. Coyote was their best customer.
Old 06-13-2007, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
as usual, the turds can't distinguish between a joke and a serious remark. turds are turds.
As usual is right. Your response to any lie that you get called on is that we didn't get the joke.

If the only one that thinks it is funny is you maybe it really wasn't humor after all. You might want to lay off that koolaid your drinking

As for a serious remark you should know by now that nothing you say is actually taken serious. There would need to be some truth in it for that to happen.
Old 06-13-2007, 03:41 PM
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and you are a jester. nga plz. you're a total joke, a fawking clown *** or *** clown.
Old 06-13-2007, 03:52 PM
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You know what's going to happen now, right GR? Yup . . . most likely since you just called jester a name or two, he'll probably reply with the same. So don't give it a second of thought as to why he might come back and insult you (except he probably won't use crude slang terms and foul language). Couldn't you have replied without using cuss words? *Sigh*
Old 06-13-2007, 06:18 PM
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Oh GR, surely you jest. Why I am really stinging from those barbed retorts. The depth of your wit and humor is too much for me. I don't know if I will sleep tonight. I have been totally overwhelmed by your powerful words and chi. Please take it back. I beg you...
Old 06-13-2007, 06:30 PM
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Knock it off, Jester . . . I just had lunch!
Old 06-13-2007, 06:58 PM
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Oh come on Bon, if I don't know whether I am an *** clown or clown *** I won't be able to cope. It really is a quandary.
Old 06-13-2007, 07:13 PM
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I'm sure Frank will let you know exactly what his unfounded opinions are. I mean, if it weren't for Frank, I would have never known that I have eternal PMS and that I am a little bitch. It was the revelation of a lifetime, I gotta tell ya. You don't learn that stuff in college.
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Ah hell, I had no idea how many different names I had until I went into the military. It is no wonder we had the nickname
U.ncle
S.ams
M.isguided
C.hildren
Old 06-13-2007, 07:37 PM
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Oh yeah . . . I know about the military nicknames, and that you have no choice as to which one you'll get. What was your nick?
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Cmon, I don't have to tell do I?
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When is frank racing?
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Hmmm . . . well you are talking about the MC, so maybe you shouldn't repeat in here, lol. My boyfriend is a GS-13 flight test engineer with the USAF . . . he got off easy . . . just his initials, but spelled kinda funny . . . Jay Pea (his initials are J.P.). Get it? Like I said, he got off pretty easy -- I've heard nicks way more brutal than that. Funny bunch of guys over there.
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Originally Posted by Fillipe
When is frank racing?
***Just as soon as Santa comes down your chimney. Ho, ho, ho!!!
Old 06-13-2007, 07:51 PM
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Mine was from my last name which I won't divulge here . Many names can be derived from it though, trust me. I will tell you that it starts with an F and has an NG in it. So the one that stuck was Fungus.
Or sometimes Fungi.

The line that always killed me was when I walked in they would say there is a fungus amongus.
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