Ghettojoke, don't stop with the name "Fart Machine"...
06-07-2007, 10:14 AM
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You're such a laggard, Frank. You've got to actually come to the track to pass anyone. It's simple math. 
06-07-2007, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Bonster
You're such a laggard, Frank. You've got to actually come to the track to pass anyone. It's simple math.
06-08-2007, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Child
Obviously it didn't pass anyone last weekend. What's your excuse this time?
06-08-2007, 07:32 AM
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Hey Frank that really doesn't have anything to do with how fast you were going.
Those little shiny pins in front don't go in your hair. They hold the hood down.
Those little shiny pins in front don't go in your hair. They hold the hood down.
06-08-2007, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
i was so fast my hood open and smashed my windshield. (true story).
06-08-2007, 11:02 AM
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Interesting . . . on another thread you claimed you didn't pass tech. Now you're saying your hood popped up? If that is the case, I really worry about you. Hoods don't just pop up. Either you failed to properly secure it, or you need to invest in hood pins (and latch them). Mechanical failures are the responsibility of the driver.
06-08-2007, 02:48 PM
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He doesn't own a hood......................so it was a theoretical "pop-up", just like GhettoChicken experiences in other situations....all theoretical.
06-08-2007, 02:59 PM
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You mean like theoretical lap times? 
Maybe he charted out his theoretical chi size, too. And theoretical intelligence. Theoretical friendships. Theoretical droving ability. Oh, I could go on . . . but my fingers are getting tired. 
Maybe he charted out his theoretical chi size, too. And theoretical intelligence. Theoretical friendships. Theoretical droving ability. Oh, I could go on . . . but my fingers are getting tired.
06-08-2007, 03:00 PM
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You mean like theoretical lap times? Maybe he charted out his theoretical chi size, too. And theoretical intelligence. Theoretical friendships. Theoretical droving ability. Oh, I could go on . . . but my theoretical boyfriends are getting tired.
Maybe he charted out his theoretical chi size, too. And theoretical intelligence. Theoretical friendships. Theoretical droving ability. Oh, I could go on . . . but my theoretical boyfriends are getting tired. 
06-08-2007, 03:06 PM
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Oh geez, TD, that's funny. Don't tell my real boyfriend that I have theoretical boyfriends, he might get theoretically pissed.
