Bonster

***Awesome!!! You'll be our new DE 'champ' in no time if this keeps up! Sebring was a blast last weekend! On Saturday I had a Boxster student (his Boxster was some kind of limited edition, he said, and it had a plaque on the console with the number "500" on it -- that's about as much as I paid attention to that particular detail), on Sunday a new Honda Civic Si student. The Si student already had experience, just not in his new car nor on Sebring, but he was a great driver. Those street tires sang quite a melody, lol. The Boxster student was a little slower to learn, but by the end of the day, he was doing a great job. There's nothing quite so whacky as instructing a mid-engine, RWD car one day, and a FWD front engine car the next. Those guys (Chin Motorsports) must like to torture me.

One of these days I've gotta try TWS . . . I've heard great things about that track, and it seems the folks out that way are real friendly, too. Someday . . .

Mike in Chi

Tick... tick... tick...

Mike in Chi

Now you're talking Bonni! That's the girl we wanted on our team! No more "N" word.

Am I the only one who believes you have to be really spineless to have a chick call ya a "*****"?

Mike in Chi

Teammates, since appropriate language for the team has been a subject of late, I'd like to clarify the use of "silly".

The Code and Conduct Committee has determined that is acceptable, but only if used by female teammates. (We find it endearing) But we don't want to see teammates like Bull calling VR a silly. It makes the Committee's collective skin crawl.

Larry Herman

So does that mean if Bonester can call GR a *****, I can call VR a dick?

Mike in Chi

I find that completely acceptable, but I think I should follow team protocol and take it to The Committee.

Mike in Chi

By the way Larry, is that a typo, or intentional?

Larry Herman

Bonster

ROFL . . . bonester with two 'e's . . . even if that was a mistake, I'm still laughing at it. I would also like to submit my vote that '*****' or 'dick' can be used by either gender. Did you all ever hear Larry the Cable Guy's bit on what happens when you let dickweed grow near pussywillow?

Bonster

Lol, Larry. And yes, the term 'silly' should not be used between male teammates . . . that's just way to girly sounding coming from a dude. I expect guys to call each other things more like 'ya dumb ***' in place of 'silly.' Don't we have a team member in charge of the HWFMR Official Dictionary?

Mike in Chi

Yes. The team founder.

But in defference to teammates, and to keep up at least the appearence that other opinions matter, we have the Code and Conduct Committee. The teammates who serve on it is a secret. That's part of the Code.

Mike in Chi

No, what happens?

Mike in Chi

Larry Herman

Do those teammates even know that they are on it?

Bonster

***They have unwanted pregnancies, I guess. He never actually answers the question, he just talks about dickweed, wondering what it is. Then he immitates a couple of farmers talking to each other, saying, "Don't let your dickweed get into my pussywillow. Nah, we don't want that!" I guess you'll just have to rent the DVD. It's worth it, I promise. Larry the Cable Guy is one funny dude.