I gnu i dun regorgnized giterdung
03-03-2007, 04:59 PM
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I gnu i dun regorgnized giterdung
Wee howdy - i waz jest fer certain dat I dun rekergnized that ol giterdun g bubba as Ol JimBob waz righty as rain. I dun showed sum piktures to my cuzzin Red - yal be rememerin ol Red Neckerson, right? Well ol Red knowed giterdung rite away.
now dis be kinda a lowng storee but i am pert sure yall know dat red just up an dissapeared a wile ago. When he dun comed back his hairs was awl wild like, an sew waz his eyes two. he dun beein kidnappeded by aleeins. dey took ol Red up inta dere spaceyship an dey did awl sorts of stuff to hiz self. dose aleeins fed him stuff and poked him an proded hhim. dey even useded somthin hw kawled an analprobe. since I iz an enjuneer, i kin figure that must be short fer analytical probe. butt whatever it waz, ol Red really din't likey dat probe at awl. dey even maked him do stuffs with aminals dat no wun talks aboud eber doin but dey do awl da time in Texases.
so I dun showd ol Red dis here pikture of giterdun bubba and he knowed him rite away. ol Red dun sayed dat giterdung was on dat very same spaceyship wit him. ol giterdung dun gotted probed by the aleeins awl da time. ol Red dun tolt JimBob dat giterdung gotted so meessed up dat he starteded ta be askin da alieens fer extrey probes.
ol Red is reel happee dat da alieens decideded to lit giterdung go freely likey dey did fer Red.
sows no ol JimBob is a askin all yall bubbas ta bee kind to dat lil bubba giterdung wit da orangey hair cuz he dun had a tuff time wit da aleens. Ol JimBob is hear da standin up fer giterdung an i iz gonna be tryin my bested ta hep yall other bubbas unnderstand ol giterdung. dat weigh, giterdung kin try ta bekome a prodiction part of socieety agin.
Heckfire, maybe ol John D might eben be makin ol JimBob da modernator o dis hear forum so I kin take bettir kare of bubba giterdung.
Yur Fren,
JimBob
now dis be kinda a lowng storee but i am pert sure yall know dat red just up an dissapeared a wile ago. When he dun comed back his hairs was awl wild like, an sew waz his eyes two. he dun beein kidnappeded by aleeins. dey took ol Red up inta dere spaceyship an dey did awl sorts of stuff to hiz self. dose aleeins fed him stuff and poked him an proded hhim. dey even useded somthin hw kawled an analprobe. since I iz an enjuneer, i kin figure that must be short fer analytical probe. butt whatever it waz, ol Red really din't likey dat probe at awl. dey even maked him do stuffs with aminals dat no wun talks aboud eber doin but dey do awl da time in Texases.
so I dun showd ol Red dis here pikture of giterdun bubba and he knowed him rite away. ol Red dun sayed dat giterdung was on dat very same spaceyship wit him. ol giterdung dun gotted probed by the aleeins awl da time. ol Red dun tolt JimBob dat giterdung gotted so meessed up dat he starteded ta be askin da alieens fer extrey probes.
ol Red is reel happee dat da alieens decideded to lit giterdung go freely likey dey did fer Red.
sows no ol JimBob is a askin all yall bubbas ta bee kind to dat lil bubba giterdung wit da orangey hair cuz he dun had a tuff time wit da aleens. Ol JimBob is hear da standin up fer giterdung an i iz gonna be tryin my bested ta hep yall other bubbas unnderstand ol giterdung. dat weigh, giterdung kin try ta bekome a prodiction part of socieety agin.
Heckfire, maybe ol John D might eben be makin ol JimBob da modernator o dis hear forum so I kin take bettir kare of bubba giterdung.
Yur Fren,
JimBob
03-03-2007, 05:12 PM
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That clears things up for me. I was wondering where gutterdung was disappearing to every day.....I now I understand how he got to Japan, and why he says he likes **** Airlines so much.
I bet ol' JimBob has the answer to many other questions we may have here, and will figure them out slicker than deer guts on a door ****....
I bet ol' JimBob has the answer to many other questions we may have here, and will figure them out slicker than deer guts on a door ****....