Harris Ranch stories
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Who's gonna go first?
Francis????
Ryan??????????????
Francis????
Ryan??????????????
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I assume idiot VR is requesting the story again. The Harris Ranch story is tucked inside Facts of Fiction article:
http://www.ghettoracer.com/articles/...-fiction.shtml
Short funny story - after a track day at BW (I believe it was a TQ @ BW event), I was having dinner with several fellow TQ instructors at Harris Ranch the stake place off I-5, I got hit up by a guy in parking lot who walked up to strike up a conversation. I thought this guy was a fellow racer or something. I was so tired from a long track day that I was experiencing serious brain fade as I sat in the parking lot trying to get over food head was really slow in recognize I was getting hit on... He asked what I was up to and I expressed that I still had a long drive home (about 2 hours to go). He offered me "a warm and cozy bed" and in my delusional state that sounded pretty good. I ask the guy, "do you own a hotel or something"? The guy was like, no. I then ask "Why do you offer free hotel hookup to strangers?" Are you just a super rich nice guy or what? What are you doing drinking wine and hanging out on the parking lot for?" The guy says "well, I'm checking out the scenery." I still didn't get it. I said to him "Huh? This is I-5, what scenery is there?" The guy says "I'm looking at it". I finally gets it. Ohh ****! I'm getting hit on... As sleepy as I originally was, he was quite awake now. I politely declines the invitation and gets on the road to drive home. I shared the story with his friends on PDC list for good kicks. For the record I am not gay but I'm not against people who are.
http://www.ghettoracer.com/articles/...-fiction.shtml
Short funny story - after a track day at BW (I believe it was a TQ @ BW event), I was having dinner with several fellow TQ instructors at Harris Ranch the stake place off I-5, I got hit up by a guy in parking lot who walked up to strike up a conversation. I thought this guy was a fellow racer or something. I was so tired from a long track day that I was experiencing serious brain fade as I sat in the parking lot trying to get over food head was really slow in recognize I was getting hit on... He asked what I was up to and I expressed that I still had a long drive home (about 2 hours to go). He offered me "a warm and cozy bed" and in my delusional state that sounded pretty good. I ask the guy, "do you own a hotel or something"? The guy was like, no. I then ask "Why do you offer free hotel hookup to strangers?" Are you just a super rich nice guy or what? What are you doing drinking wine and hanging out on the parking lot for?" The guy says "well, I'm checking out the scenery." I still didn't get it. I said to him "Huh? This is I-5, what scenery is there?" The guy says "I'm looking at it". I finally gets it. Ohh ****! I'm getting hit on... As sleepy as I originally was, he was quite awake now. I politely declines the invitation and gets on the road to drive home. I shared the story with his friends on PDC list for good kicks. For the record I am not gay but I'm not against people who are.
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As sleepy as I originally was, he was quite awake now. needs to be corrected to
As sleepy as I originally was, I was quite awake now.
As sleepy as I originally was, I was quite awake now.
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Originally Posted by Colm
This I want to hear!
What is the beef?
What is the beef?
The correct question should be, "Where was the beef?"
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I knew that Frankie would respond. Too bad he is leaving out a key part of the story, namely where he shacked up with the guy.
Not that there is anything wrong with this.
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
I assume idiot VR is requesting the story again. The Harris Ranch story is tucked inside Facts of Fiction article:
http://www.ghettoracer.com/articles/...-fiction.shtml
Short funny story - after a track day at BW (I believe it was a TQ @ BW event), I was having dinner with several fellow TQ instructors at Harris Ranch the stake place off I-5, I got hit up by a guy in parking lot who walked up to strike up a conversation. I thought this guy was a fellow racer or something. I was so tired from a long track day that I was experiencing serious brain fade as I sat in the parking lot trying to get over food head was really slow in recognize I was getting hit on... He asked what I was up to and I expressed that I still had a long drive home (about 2 hours to go). He offered me "a warm and cozy bed" and in my delusional state that sounded pretty good. I ask the guy, "do you own a hotel or something"? The guy was like, no. I then ask "Why do you offer free hotel hookup to strangers?" Are you just a super rich nice guy or what? What are you doing drinking wine and hanging out on the parking lot for?" The guy says "well, I'm checking out the scenery." I still didn't get it. I said to him "Huh? This is I-5, what scenery is there?" The guy says "I'm looking at it". I finally gets it. Ohh ****! I'm getting hit on... As sleepy as I originally was, he was quite awake now. I politely declines the invitation and gets on the road to drive home. I shared the story with his friends on PDC list for good kicks. For the record I am not gay but I'm not against people who are.
http://www.ghettoracer.com/articles/...-fiction.shtml
Short funny story - after a track day at BW (I believe it was a TQ @ BW event), I was having dinner with several fellow TQ instructors at Harris Ranch the stake place off I-5, I got hit up by a guy in parking lot who walked up to strike up a conversation. I thought this guy was a fellow racer or something. I was so tired from a long track day that I was experiencing serious brain fade as I sat in the parking lot trying to get over food head was really slow in recognize I was getting hit on... He asked what I was up to and I expressed that I still had a long drive home (about 2 hours to go). He offered me "a warm and cozy bed" and in my delusional state that sounded pretty good. I ask the guy, "do you own a hotel or something"? The guy was like, no. I then ask "Why do you offer free hotel hookup to strangers?" Are you just a super rich nice guy or what? What are you doing drinking wine and hanging out on the parking lot for?" The guy says "well, I'm checking out the scenery." I still didn't get it. I said to him "Huh? This is I-5, what scenery is there?" The guy says "I'm looking at it". I finally gets it. Ohh ****! I'm getting hit on... As sleepy as I originally was, he was quite awake now. I politely declines the invitation and gets on the road to drive home. I shared the story with his friends on PDC list for good kicks. For the record I am not gay but I'm not against people who are.
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
What would make this story perfect would be if the hitter who was hitting on Frank was actually RyanZ06 (unbenownst to each other).