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Old 02-26-2007, 02:57 AM
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Default Haiku du Jou

(I know, I know, it's jour, but jou sounded so much better)

Some of the threads on the G-R Forum were re-instated so that their gems in the style of ancient asian verse would not be lost.

So I humbly offer a thread were we each can ponder all things Ghetto, seventeen syllables at a time.



Most would hide in shame
But Frank returns like the sun.
Rennlist's Whack-A-Mole

Frank's ego unbruised
He hurls this snappy retort
"You know you love it!"
Old 02-26-2007, 05:12 AM
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hahaha. nice one Mike. i see you are returning to top form.
Old 02-26-2007, 05:13 AM
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lets get some good trash talking ones too. i can dig it, as long as it is well done. bring it, tards. lol.
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Sorry DP who speaks with forked tongue, but the last time you said "bring it on" we were supposedly put on "ignore" when we did so. Once again you proved that your word (werd to you) is as good as your driving!

But you won't see this right?
Old 02-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Bull
Sorry DP who speaks with forked tongue, but the last time you said "bring it on" we were supposedly put on "ignore" when we did so. Once again you proved that your word (werd to you) is as good as your driving!

But you won't see this right?

LMAO....his orange mullet + hemp fetish is really affecting him.
Old 02-26-2007, 01:53 PM
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Poor little lost soul
Shocking Orange and goofy grin.
We're Finding Nemo!
Old 02-26-2007, 04:57 PM
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Pulling wings off fly
well deserved but is making
jb's kitty sad

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It all makes sense such
primitive intelligence --
Ghetto Erectus
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lol. so now i need to learn how to evolve to Ghetto Sapian.
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Evolution is
Lost on those who cannot change
Just like poor Frankie
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Originally Posted by cooleyjb
Evolution is
Lost on those who cannot change...
jb, that is almost zen.
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Look in the mirror. I'm constantly changing and evolving... I'm learning new thing daily. It is you guys whose opinion about me that has remain stuck... you retards.
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Thre's a site called XKCD, at http://www.xkcd.com, that has some pretty funny stuff on it (if you're into IT and number theory stuff and other geeky things).

Today's comic made the laugh out loud, as it applies perfectly to the whole Ghetto forum:

Old 02-28-2007, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
...you retards.
No rapier wit
has our homey erectus
Just stone age hand axe.

Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
I'm learning new thing daily. It is you guys whose opinion about me that has remain stuck...
I assure you Frank
My opinion is evolving
Evermore downward.

Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
Look in the mirror. I'm constantly changing and evolving...
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha
Did Frank read what he just typed?
Tears of laughter flow
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I too find my opinion of you changing daily Francis. Last week I had you rated at Dung Pile, this week I rate you lower than that!

Isn't it time for you to show us more pictures of other people's possessions, young ladies who were caught in a photo with you, Stupid Ghetto Tricks on a track.......all designed to build yourself up in your own mind (they sure have the opposite effect on everyone else!).


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