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Old 02-23-2007, 07:21 PM
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Considering how mondo lame this t-shirt is, I'm wondering what t-shirt the fashion don't next to him (FL no doubt met her 30 seconds prior) should be wearing.

The obvious answer is a

"I'm with Stupid"
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t-shirt.

But I'm counting on the wits on this forum to come up with something inspired.

(Afterthought #1: Francis please note the word "wits" in the previous sentence. You're not eligible. Please don't embarrass yourself)

(Afterthought #2: Perhaps "Fashion Don't" is too harsh. I'm guessing we will see her resume in no time and learn that she has been a nuclear pyshicist since age 14)
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:11 PM
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Well, it looks like Horse **** Pile is down to having its picture taken with homeless people! I would think:

"I'm NOT with stupid"
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"Hey guys, here is the smell"
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"Refugee Relief volunteer"

"Support Same Sex Dating"
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:24 PM
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TELL me that he didn't just hand her his business card / phone number, and that she's still holding it in her left hand?


"He has no idea I'm a pre-op"
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Old 02-23-2007, 10:39 PM
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Old 02-23-2007, 11:18 PM
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Old 02-24-2007, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by jgrant

Oh wow too much!

I had meant it to be a tee for the person to his left, but we'll expand the competition to include altered or new tees for Francis
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Old 02-24-2007, 03:41 AM
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"Snip, snip"
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Old 02-24-2007, 05:28 AM
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Well, if it has a condom on then it must be a ...."----"
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Old 02-24-2007, 08:06 AM
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Property of the @ssclown institute
Observation underway
Shhhh, don't tell him!
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Old 02-24-2007, 09:12 AM
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"Property of Harvey's Driving Suit Rentals"
"Look Like a Drover"

"Looking for WWRO" (Women Without Restraining Orders)

"God took a CRAP and Here I am"

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Old 02-24-2007, 10:55 AM
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My submission:

Help me - This is Francis, my boyfriend.
His wiener is as thick as my top finger
and as long as my bottom finger.
The total of these fingers is his IQ.
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Hey - no one's trained that poor girl properly!

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"Property of VR"

"Property of Phat Pong Gay Bars" (for those familiar with the Phat Pong District of Bangkok)

This from a web blog about visiting Phat Pong:

"The place was disgusting. We finished our beer, then promptly left. The show was a chick who blew darts from her vagina and could aim like Annie Oakley. She hit all of the balloons. She also honked a horn, smoked a pack of cigarettes, and did a dozen other weird little tricks."

Calm down VR!

Now back on topic with more Bitch Slapping of Dung Pile.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:16 PM
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damn you guys are sooooo weak sauce. it's like elementary yo mama stuff. no creativity what so ever. you sad old men. hahah, just sad.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:27 PM
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Sounds like the punk has gone and hidden from us, leaving one continuous loop tape of the same dung pile to run again and again. Nothing new at all from Dung.
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