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Old 02-24-2007, 10:25 PM
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
damn you guys are sooooo weak sauce. it's like elementary yo mama stuff. no creativity what so ever. you sad old men. hahah, just sad.
Frank can you come up with a better tee-shirt for yourself or the young lady you just met who consented to have her picture taken with you?

Come on, show us the real sauce...
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Old 02-25-2007, 08:07 AM
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Hey Mike, seems like there is just you left. Since I'm ignoring all the ****-tards... this place is getting boring. I hope you have enough wit left.
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Old 02-25-2007, 09:03 AM
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It just isn't fair to match wits with an unarmed man. I use the term man very loosely.
It must be a good feeling knowing everyone else is wrong and you are right.
You show others no respect unless you feel you have something to gain from them.

The sad truth is it only shows you actually have no self-respect. You just don't realize it.

You can't elevate yourself by standing on someone else's back. You just don't understand that in trying to make others look smaller it only results in yourself looking that way.

I don't personally know any of the racers on this forum but I do know quite a few and have been to a lot of tracks. Without meeting these guys I can tell you if a fellow racer needed anything that most any of these guys would not hesitate to help and would not look for anything in return. Can you say that?

Making enemies in the world that you so desire to be a part of is definitely not the wisest path to take, No? You so want to be a great drover/racer but do you think you can do that not only by yourself but in spite of others? Guess what. It will never happen.
At the rate your going you will be banned from most race tracks and forums to boot. That is assuming you don't do yourself in with one of your ( I am totally in control) stunts at the track.

The brightest star always burns out first.

Okay, you can go back to your previous humor channel

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Old 02-25-2007, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by jester911
It just isn't fair to match wits with an unarmed man. I use the term man very loosely.
It must be a good feeling knowing everyone else is wrong and you are right.
You show others no respect unless you feel you have something to gain from them.

The sad truth is it only shows you actually have no self-respect. You just don't realize it.

You can't elevate yourself by standing on someone else's back. You just don't understand that in trying to make others look smaller it only results in yourself looking that way.

I don't personally know any of the racers on this forum but I do know quite a few and have been to a lot of tracks. Without meeting these guys I can tell you if a fellow racer needed anything that most any of these guys would not hesitate to help and would not look for anything in return. Can you say that?

Making enemies in the world that you so desire to be a part of is definitely not the wisest path to take, No? You so want to be a great drover/racer but do you think you can do that not only by yourself but in spite of others? Guess what. It will never happen.
At the rate your going you will be banned from most race tracks and forums to boot. That is assuming you don't do yourself in with one of your ( I am totally in control) stunts at the track.

The brightest star always burns out first.

Okay, you can go back to your previous humor channel
Now THAT is going to require some interpretation for DP to even come close to understanding it! It makes too much sense for him to be able to grasp it on his own.
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Old 02-25-2007, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
Hey Mike, seems like there is just you left. Since I'm ignoring all the ****-tards... this place is getting boring. I hope you have enough wit left.
Translation service says:

Hey Mike, looks like there is as if just you is left. Because I neglect possess obtain tastelessly with the tards... this place sexual intercourse. I hoped you have enough quick-wittedly are left over.
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jester911
It just isn't fair to match wits with an unarmed man. I use the term man very loosely.
It must be a good feeling knowing everyone else is wrong and you are right.
You show others no respect unless you feel you have something to gain from them.

The sad truth is it only shows you actually have no self-respect. You just don't realize it.

You can't elevate yourself by standing on someone else's back. You just don't understand that in trying to make others look smaller it only results in yourself looking that way.

I don't personally know any of the racers on this forum but I do know quite a few and have been to a lot of tracks. Without meeting these guys I can tell you if a fellow racer needed anything that most any of these guys would not hesitate to help and would not look for anything in return. Can you say that?

Making enemies in the world that you so desire to be a part of is definitely not the wisest path to take, No? You so want to be a great drover/racer but do you think you can do that not only by yourself but in spite of others? Guess what. It will never happen.
At the rate your going you will be banned from most race tracks and forums to boot. That is assuming you don't do yourself in with one of your ( I am totally in control) stunts at the track.

The brightest star always burns out first.
Jester.

Excellent. But do you think it will fit on a T-shirt?
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GhettoRacer
Hey Mike, seems like there is just you left. Since I'm ignoring all the ****-tards... this place is getting boring. I hope you have enough wit left.
In accordance with the rules, I will add the above to the Honor Roll.
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Jester.

Excellent. But do you think it will fit on a T-shirt?
Well his shirt did say XXXXXL
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:37 PM
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I think the administrators should go through and remove everyone from his ignore list since he has no control over it currently.

Also maybe we could get a moderator just for this forum so the others may focus on stuff that is truly important.
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by cooleyjb
I think the administrators should go through and remove everyone from his ignore list since he has no control over it currently.

Also maybe we could get a moderator just for this forum so the others may focus on stuff that is truly important.
Do you think John D would make Frankie moderator, as a joke on us?

(moment's thought)

Naw
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Old 02-25-2007, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chi
Do you think John D would make Frankie moderator, as a joke on us?
That thought make my kitty sad

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Old 02-25-2007, 04:23 PM
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jb

that is great.

But you know VR is going to steal it as soon as he gets back from whereever he's been.
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Old 02-25-2007, 05:31 PM
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He is out there somewhere picking up the pieces of a whacked Aerial Atom, most likely.

Can I be Moderator??? Huh, can I, can I??????
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Old 03-01-2007, 10:36 PM
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