Veloce Raptor

Thanks for your input, Mr. Gore.

FYI, Segways are SOFA KING GAY.

I prefer these:

Bonster

I thought it took at least four martinis just to build up the courage to ride a Segway? Lol.

Mike in Chi

And your point is?...

Bonni, after four martinis, that's what Dave thinks his Segway is.

Bull

It takes a real man to admit that he has ever been on a Segway! Drunk or not. Once when I was drunk in a bar in the Phat Pong district of Bangkok....oh, never mind, lets keep this thread clean.....

Mike in Chi

I've been on one once, too, Bull.

I got a lot of satisfaction out of being faster than Dave. (and he owns one!)

Veloce Raptor

I am sure that both of your tossers still run in the Pink group.

Bull

Actually, our Region has a supply of Pink dots for identifying run groups. They are the result of a bad batch of Red dots being produced. Instead of wasting them, we use them for new Instructors who graduate from the training, and Red run group people who are so special that they sign up for a crowded event at the last minute....and for people from Texas.

Veloce Raptor

GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!!!!!! And no place else!!!

mglobe

giddyup

Bonster

NOW I know why you guys all bought Porsches. Oh, brother. I don't have to worry about the car I drive . . . I get attention even in my Miatas. Life's tough.

Veloce Raptor

I do not own a Porsche, Bonni.

I do not need one.

Bonster

Go get 'em Veloce.

Veloce Raptor

The ****storm is imminent, methinks.

Bonster

Lol, yeah, you're probably right, VR. Better get your fire suit on. I'll hose ya down with my fire bottle if things get too hot for ya.

Veloce Raptor

OK, now I am gonna need a towel.