NetManiac

1988Porsche944: I heard that from a friend of mine, except it was a Porcupine rather than a Cactus. This very same friend (who drives a Boxster) decided to make a joke of it an has "Porcupine Racing - The '*****' is on the inside" (or something like that) on his helment and tailer.

Not sure if that goes along with the theme, but I wanted to add it anyway.