A co worker passed this on to me the other day, I thought you might enjoy it:

( Please insert brown,black, grey or even bald when you read this to remain politically correct

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.
Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much
will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, Does she
realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded,
"That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already?" the husband asked. Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
to her.
And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Gary

 

Good one!

Anyone who knows why blondes prefer BMW instead of Porsche?

 

no why do blondes prefer BMW to Porsches?

 

Because it's so much harder to spell Porsche..