Cheating Spouse
08-13-2002, 09:55 AM
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Cheating Spouse
Not that this is about me or anyone I know 
, but... over a few beers <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> the other night, a friend and I had this discussion:
If you caught your spouse cheating, after all was said and done, would a new Porsche make things okay?
"Okay baby, I'm sorry I cheated, pick out a new Porsche and I'll pay for it with my inheritence. Your choice of everything and all yours."
Our detailed discussion, research, analysis and 5 beers later, we decided that yeah, a 996 would make things better.
, but... over a few beers <img src="graemlins/beerchug.gif" border="0" alt="[cheers]" /> the other night, a friend and I had this discussion:If you caught your spouse cheating, after all was said and done, would a new Porsche make things okay?
"Okay baby, I'm sorry I cheated, pick out a new Porsche and I'll pay for it with my inheritence. Your choice of everything and all yours."
Our detailed discussion, research, analysis and 5 beers later, we decided that yeah, a 996 would make things better.
08-14-2002, 03:37 AM
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Maybe she cheated with someone who already owns a Porsche... in which case while they're at it, you make him a deal to take the car out for a track day 
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08-15-2002, 08:13 PM
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i wouldnt mind a 911gt2 ....yea i wouldnt forgive her but i would forget the problem exsisted while i am driving that sexy car... infact, since i would probibly pay more attention to the car than her in a way i would be cheating on her and it would all work out.
08-17-2002, 07:57 PM
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As long as she didn't cheat on you IN the Porsche, it might be worth considering. Or, get the Porsche and then divorce her since you'll have plenty of evidence that she cheated and the marriage going straight to **** was her fault. 
08-20-2002, 07:27 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by Tabor Kelly:
<strong>Most people who kill their spouse after catching them "in the act" are aquited. You would get the money and be done with your pesky cheating wife.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Make sure she's insured for enough first. Don't forget to account for income and sales taxes.
Define "cheat". Like, fooling around with someone else, or letting some jerk drive your Porsche?
<strong>Most people who kill their spouse after catching them "in the act" are aquited. You would get the money and be done with your pesky cheating wife.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Make sure she's insured for enough first. Don't forget to account for income and sales taxes.
Define "cheat". Like, fooling around with someone else, or letting some jerk drive your Porsche?
08-21-2002, 02:49 AM
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In aquital situations it normally has a lot to do with how soon after the cheating you kill them. If you wait to long its just pre-meditated and you cant say you were blinded with rage or anything. That means two to three hours at most. Something to keep in mind, since this means you dont have time to go and take out an insurance policy or anything, and it would probably identify you as guilty if you did.
Speaking of porsches and marriage. Have any of you guys heard of proposing w/a Porsche instead of an expensive(and much less usefull) diamond ring?
Lillis
Speaking of porsches and marriage. Have any of you guys heard of proposing w/a Porsche instead of an expensive(and much less usefull) diamond ring?
Lillis
