Do you have what it takes to work for Porsche?
07-14-2004, 01:44 AM
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Do you have what it takes to work for Porsche?
Take this simple test:
1. You've just returned from the Rennsport Reunion in Daytona Florida and tell your dealership owner that only ****** and washed up NASCAR drivers live there. He tells you that his wife is from Daytona .. what do you do next?
2. You have prepared an exciting proposal for the regional PCNA representative that could lead to a 200% sales increase for all dealerships in his region. In the middle of the presentation he leans over and spits in your coffee ... what do you do next?
3. You are at a meeting with a key female PCNA executive when you are suddenly overcome with an absolutely uncontrollable urge to pick your nose .. what do you do next?
4. You are having lunch with a wealthy long time customer and Porschephile who represents that he is thinking about buying a Porsche dealership and making you the new General Manager. During the conversation a blond walks into the restaurant and she is so stunning that to 'buddy up' with him you draw his attention to her and describe in vivid detail what you would do to her if you could get her into the back of a Turbo Cayenne. She walks over and introduces herself as your customer's daughter visiting from New York .. what do you do next?
5. You are making a presentation to the big wigs at PCNA, an audience that it took you years to get, in the plushest restaurant in Atlanta. The hot enchilada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react creating a severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you break wind in the most convincing manner causing three glasses to shatter and a secretary to pass out ... what do you do next?
6. You are at dinner with the new Porsche dealership owner, your new boss, whose wife looks like she was beat with an ugly stick just before she attended the dykes on bikes rally. Half way through dinner you feel a hand on your leg but due to your seating position you can't tell if it's her or him ... what do you do next?
1. You've just returned from the Rennsport Reunion in Daytona Florida and tell your dealership owner that only ****** and washed up NASCAR drivers live there. He tells you that his wife is from Daytona .. what do you do next?
2. You have prepared an exciting proposal for the regional PCNA representative that could lead to a 200% sales increase for all dealerships in his region. In the middle of the presentation he leans over and spits in your coffee ... what do you do next?
3. You are at a meeting with a key female PCNA executive when you are suddenly overcome with an absolutely uncontrollable urge to pick your nose .. what do you do next?
4. You are having lunch with a wealthy long time customer and Porschephile who represents that he is thinking about buying a Porsche dealership and making you the new General Manager. During the conversation a blond walks into the restaurant and she is so stunning that to 'buddy up' with him you draw his attention to her and describe in vivid detail what you would do to her if you could get her into the back of a Turbo Cayenne. She walks over and introduces herself as your customer's daughter visiting from New York .. what do you do next?
5. You are making a presentation to the big wigs at PCNA, an audience that it took you years to get, in the plushest restaurant in Atlanta. The hot enchilada casserole and egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react creating a severe pressure. Your sphincter loses control and you break wind in the most convincing manner causing three glasses to shatter and a secretary to pass out ... what do you do next?
6. You are at dinner with the new Porsche dealership owner, your new boss, whose wife looks like she was beat with an ugly stick just before she attended the dykes on bikes rally. Half way through dinner you feel a hand on your leg but due to your seating position you can't tell if it's her or him ... what do you do next?
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07-14-2004, 02:17 AM
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1. Except for you wife of course
2. Continue on (not drinking the coffee)
3. Pick it
4." I had no idea, she is attractive though"
5"Shew that was a doozie" laughing afterward
6.Excuse your self go to the bathroom
I AM PORSCHE MATIERAL lol
2. Continue on (not drinking the coffee)
3. Pick it
4." I had no idea, she is attractive though"
5"Shew that was a doozie" laughing afterward
6.Excuse your self go to the bathroom
I AM PORSCHE MATIERAL lol
07-14-2004, 12:30 PM
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Originally posted by Kurt
Somebody step on a duck?
Hilarious story, what's the background?
Somebody step on a duck?
Hilarious story, what's the background?
Here are my answers:
a. Tell him that you didn't know there were female NASCAR drivers.
b. Tell him that you prefer your coffee black.
c. Pretend to wave at someone across the room and with one fluid motion bury your forefinger into your nostril right up to the knuckle.
d. Ask for her hand in marriage.
e. Challenge anyone at the table to do better.
f. Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and hope that neither one of them follows you.