I'm looking for ways to make the Cayenne look ugly without seriously affecting resale value. So far, I've found two ways: the 19 inch rims on the configurator that have spokes that are too wide, or applying a camouflage wrap to it. What are some interesting ways you can think of?

 

An obnoxious wrap, would make it ugly while it was on but shouldn't damage paint, thus not affecting resale.