I know all you Divot Enterprises wannabes are trying to sell me the damn roll-up net thing that doesn't hold a real dog in. I want the real aluminum cage contraption. And I think I found one on eBay. Anybody live in Vermont...?

 

I'll throw in a roll of aluminum foil and some duct tape.

 

Pshaw: I'm good for mosquito netting and zip-ties.