ltc

You're probably right.
I knew something was amiss when it was reported that the Cayenne RMS design was used to finally correct the M96 Carrera RMS issues

Can't believe anything you read anymore.

EnigmaWmn

That bastard is late!

cab&coupe

Call Manhasset towing

JPP

Well, if this PPT exchange ever gets consummated today, I'll be sporting mine at Rennsport Reunion IV http://www.mazdaraceway.com/porsche-...ort-reunion-iv and I DO intend to spend a lot of time at the Porsche factory pits, tents and Biergarten, so you better get ready for a flood of orders ..

Oh .. and I'd just like to give a big shout out to both EnigmaWmn and Divot (sorry Pops ...) for making this happen for the rest of us :-)

EnigmaWmn

I don't know, I don't know. After Divot was a) late b) couldn't keep up with me on LIE in his 996 I am really starting to regret letting him handle s/h

mudman2

Don't be racing around with the crown jewels please they need to be protected

Divot

I was perfectly on time. The parking lot was the size of Manhattan, and I followed my usual instinct of immediately turning in the wrong direction. At least you spent your time well waiting for me by soiling the interior of your P!g.

As far as the LIE, after performing a maneuver that could only be mastered after years of experience playing Frogger (with Jackie Stewart loudly proclaiming "it is the greatest automotive event I have witnessed in my life!") someone, ahem, illegally, and against all rules of motorsports, decided to cross over the solid white line and use the wide open HOV lane in spite of the fact they were the only occupant in their P!g, (unless we count the over-inflated sense of ego and the whole sense of entitlement thingy.)

EnigmaWmn

Excuse me. Why did you omit the fact that you then took the first immediate exit off the highway, out of shame, no doubt! And most importantly, that we met up on that highway again, where I kicked your scrawny *** AGAIN, without having to resort to the HOV lane?

And btw, I'm all for "see an open spot - take it", so stop your excuses, Grandma!

ltc

Clearly Divot was late since he was being chased by a Nigerian hit squad, sent here to take care of a few "accounting issues"...

ltc

Clearly Divot was late since he was being chased by a Nigerian hit squad, sent here to take care of a few "accounting issues"...

JPP

Man ... stop that Lewis, you've triggered my vertigo ..

Divot

I'm sure with your dating history you are familiar with someone wanting to ditch you at the earliest opportunity. I pity any poor guy without this foresight that was subjected into the true walk of shame.

ltc

Hey, did Riley order a shirt?

EnigmaWmn

I forget how sensitive your type is and would like to apologize if you accidentally caught a glimpse of my huge *****. I knew that dress was too short, but don't be a bitter hater

ltc

TMI