I'm with you, EnigmaWmn. If they're going to expect us to guess, they're going to have to give us much more specific clues than just someone who might have been offended by the posts here or someone Larry might have chased away. Could she have been one of those enthusiastic folk who had the audacity to actually take her Pig to the track and enjoy it, thus incurring the wrath of some on the board? Might she have made the mistake of posting her photo, and subsequently had to obtain one or more restraining orders against some of our more "persistent" members? Did she mention "blue-tooth" or "trailer-towing" too many times, and her CPU overheated? Sounds like a game of CLUE. If so, I'm guessing it was the chauffeur, in the garage, with a torque-wrench.

 

Cayennes don't belong on the track, unless they are in their own run group and/or Green run group.

 

Uh-oh. Sorry, folks. Forgot my own rule about not throwing rocks into the bear's cave.

 

oh wow.. now you're really trying to turn this into a "bad" thread.

 

Amelia was named for the right reasons like the Earhart before her.. our Cayenne forum Amelia was/is.. beautiful, smart, humorous, a risk-taker, often in a man's world, articulate, etc. you can draw your own conclusions as to who it is.. but the moniker is appropriate... and by they way, Larry is definitely second fiddle to Amelia. oops.. there goes another rock into the bear cave...

 

First I offer to put Larry's corpse into a dress....now you want him to get breast implants, just to compete for the #1 fiddle position?
I'm not sure he's going to go for that, even though he's dead and was a former Cayenne owner/survivor, there must be some pride left in his cold corpse.

 

 

All in favor of Larry being surgically enhanced to around, hmmmm, I say, 36DD, say "AYE"!



AYE!

 

Oh, so now we're going to shame Larry into becoming one of the Cayenne's targeted demographics:

Silicone breast implant soccer moms who drive a Cayenne?

No respect for the dead......none.

 

You forgot to add "big-assed" to the above. Can I hear another "AYE" for a JLO-like derriere for Larry?

 

we aren't talking about german implants are we??

nobody liked my 6 million euro man takeoff, so i doubt the necrophilia beauty pageant would do any better...

 

I must have missed that, sounds thrilling. Where the pics be at?


You never know, droptop, you just never know....

 

i know that cayenne ownership can cause mental anguish and even breakdowns, but certainly not tha....ummm..nevermind.

 

Maybe we can make Larry look like Dr. W's wife?

 

Paging MadFox!!! Check your PMs!