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Chapter 10: Wait a minute, is that water INSIDE my headlights?

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Chapter 11: No really, tell me you're kidding, I am actually sitting on TOP of a large lead acid battery?

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Chapter 12: Why are my 'stainless' steel trim pieces/badges rusting and then jumping off of the car?

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Chapter 13: I have to remove the entire front nose of the Cayenne to replace the Porsche crest?

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Chapter 14: OK, that 'clunk' was either my transmission or the rear hatch just committed suicide.

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Chapter 15: OK, don't panic, press on the accelerator, count to 3....blessed mother of hestitation and acceleration, don't fail me now.....

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Chapter 16: Why does my Cayenne pull to one side, even after getting the 'new' alignment, yes, I mean the second 'new' alignment

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Chapter 17: CDROM NAV updates for my PCM please......hey, what's so funny?

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Chapter 18: Why Does It Sound Like a Stuttering Elephant Is Walking Across My Windshield Every Time It Rains?

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Chapter 15 Addendum: Pssttt, Hey Buddy! I hear there is a new map available for your ECU. Your dealer can flash it in no time. Presto, blamo, no hesitation!

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Chapter 19: Whadya mean I need new front tires. They only have 5,000 miles on them! (See Chapter 16)

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Chapter 20: yes, I have read the owner's manual, sales brochure, factory workshop manuals......it's not in there, trust me.
What does it say?

"Check Trailer Lights"

yes, I did check them, they're all on......oh wait, **** now my headlights are off.....where the hell are the Maglites and Racer's tape?

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Chapter 21: Wait! What do you mean the towing module is set for a euro car?!?

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Chapter 22: Oh crap (to paraphrase Marie Osmond)! Porsche's software engineers are helping John D. out now. Check out the post counter's new math routines. (Go ahead, use my post counter as an example.)

Nexus 6

Hahaha...yea that was DEFINITELY me! Got that fixed last visit