ltc

Read in this month's Pano Tech Q&A section that the Cayenne's rear main seal has been shown to be an effective 'fix' for the RMS issues experienced in so many of the M97 block engines.

I am going to my dealer this week to ask for a "Cayenne Organ Donor Card" and will allow my Cayenne to be taken off dealer life support and have it's RMS donated to a needy 9x6 or 9x7 car.
Disclaimer: I will assume NO responsibility if the Cayenne RMS causes the Boxster's "!" light to illuminate on the dash.

Seems like the perfect ending for a Cayenne......although I do have to buy a new black suit (VERY tight fitting jacket) for the 'funeral'.

Maybe some forum members can attend the 'service" (not sure if it will be a funeral or exorcism) as well. I'll ask the "staff" of my "vacation villa" if I can be allowed a "day pass", heavily medicated and supervised naturally, in order to attend the services.

johnsamonas

Why not cremate it, it may be more fun to watch.

Or better still, do a Jeremy Clarkson and film it being smashed with a demolition ball, then play it back in slow motion for all the mourners to watch.

I trust you will be making the eulogy.I think it is only appropriate.

(BTW....save me a seat in the front row,please)

thecleaner

Good to see you smile Lewis, and not shaking so much.

pdxjim

or you could ship it to France.

tkerrmd

lewis, be nice to our cayennes!

mudman2

Lewis, the doctors are asking about you again, when are you coming back to.....visit

MadFox

ahhh, the rioters would probably leave the Cayenne alone in France.. even if they think all the folks are rich bureacrats.. oui oui.. but, in zee Mudderland might NOT be zafe... vee were more anti-Bush than France!! Oh, waitz zee minute.. zis iz expenzive toy that cauzes men to fornicate wit zee fralines wit zee big expozed breastz... zey vill burn zee Cayennes in Germany too!

Torags

Read in this month's Pano Tech Q&A section that the Cayenne's rear main seal has been shown to be an effective 'fix' for the RMS issues experienced in so many of the M97 block engines."

I'll believe it when I see the results over a period of time.

ltc

It's OK, I am out on a 'one day pass'.....long enough to take a drive to look at a Porsche I am considering buying.
I will be "home" for bedcheck.....and a sponge bath

tkerrmd

BUY IT!!!!

Torags

Great, the home has a 350 lb intern from cellblock 3 who is great with sponge bathes.

skl

Be easy on him- at least he's looking at buying another Porsche (though not a new one...)

ltc

Yeah, be easy on him, they're adjusting his meds again.

Buying another Porsche....I suppose I could buy a 2nd Cayenne, that way when one's in the shop, I always have another......no, never mind.

ltc

Thanks Tom. I'm going to.

MadFox

Tomorrow, I hope I'm NOT going to be a proud 911 owner... want to wait awhile longer.. but salesguy called because of a trade-up.. However, while I'm there, I'm going to get the aluminum reapplied on the pax door.. double sticky tape.. salesman called and they got a 6800 mile, 997-S, cab, in an acceptable color (he said most options except hardtop and NAV) List at 100 plus.... would have the 6-100K warranty.. gonna go "test drive".. this may be a mistake... I may never get out of there with my wallet still in the hip.

btw, the salesman said that there is a recall on all four of the lower door alum. trim because of it falling off? anyone had them all replaced .. if you've not had one come loose (was starting to flap at interstate speed so pulled it off) PAG actually installed them with double-sided foam tape?! I know LTC believe it.. but how cheap-**** is that?

Any opinions what the price should be? out of the gate he said 89K?