997 Turbo Edition 918 Spyder
10-12-2011, 11:44 PM
#4
Rennlist Member
A fool and his money are soon parted. "They only badge-engineered 918 of my car, it commands a premium!"
Porsche, I have enough ideas for an endless procession of "special" edition Turbos. Here are a few freebies:
Edition Käfer: Special Wolfsburg crest on the hood, perforated headliner, and LED semaphores. 20-inch moon dish alloys, conversion options for wood-burning and gun turret. Swamp cooler and/or heating system optional. KdF stamp-book financing available.
Edition Cayenne: Base turbo, beaten with the ugly stick all 'round and raised five inches. Special edition lightweight cardan shaft from the makers of Bounty.
Edition Piëch: Top quality interior materials, to rival the nicest Mercedes. Electronics by Lucas. Special deviated-stitching leather window punch with embossed Porsche crest provided at delivery, for use when window regulators fail. Also available at your Škoda dealer for MSRP less 40%.
Edition Wiedeking: Special financing sends back twice your monthly payment, provided you buy a Veyron with the proceeds. If you can't do this by Q4, VW buys the note on your Turbo and it gets repossessed. Assembled in Japan.
Edition 993: Squeaky windshield as standard. One will be built with hardback sport seats. Only available in Riviera Blue. Comes with signed letter from Porsche CEO apologizing for all cars produced after 1997.
Call me!
Porsche, I have enough ideas for an endless procession of "special" edition Turbos. Here are a few freebies:
Edition Käfer: Special Wolfsburg crest on the hood, perforated headliner, and LED semaphores. 20-inch moon dish alloys, conversion options for wood-burning and gun turret. Swamp cooler and/or heating system optional. KdF stamp-book financing available.
Edition Cayenne: Base turbo, beaten with the ugly stick all 'round and raised five inches. Special edition lightweight cardan shaft from the makers of Bounty.
Edition Piëch: Top quality interior materials, to rival the nicest Mercedes. Electronics by Lucas. Special deviated-stitching leather window punch with embossed Porsche crest provided at delivery, for use when window regulators fail. Also available at your Škoda dealer for MSRP less 40%.
Edition Wiedeking: Special financing sends back twice your monthly payment, provided you buy a Veyron with the proceeds. If you can't do this by Q4, VW buys the note on your Turbo and it gets repossessed. Assembled in Japan.
Edition 993: Squeaky windshield as standard. One will be built with hardback sport seats. Only available in Riviera Blue. Comes with signed letter from Porsche CEO apologizing for all cars produced after 1997.
Call me!
10-12-2011, 11:55 PM
#5
A fool and his money are soon parted. "They only badge-engineered 918 of my car, it commands a premium!"
Porsche, I have enough ideas for an endless procession of "special" edition Turbos. Here are a few freebies:
Edition Käfer: Special Wolfsburg crest on the hood, perforated headliner, and LED semaphores. 20-inch moon dish alloys, conversion options for wood-burning and gun turret. Swamp cooler and/or heating system optional. KdF stamp-book financing available.
Edition Cayenne: Base turbo, beaten with the ugly stick all 'round and raised five inches. Special edition lightweight cardan shaft from the makers of Bounty.
Edition Piëch: Top quality interior materials, to rival the nicest Mercedes. Electronics by Lucas. Special deviated-stitching leather window punch with embossed Porsche crest provided at delivery, for use when window regulators fail. Also available at your Škoda dealer for MSRP less 40%.
Edition Wiedeking: Special financing sends back twice your monthly payment, provided you buy a Veyron with the proceeds. If you can't do this by Q4, VW buys the note on your Turbo and it gets repossessed. Assembled in Japan.
Edition 993: Squeaky windshield as standard. One will be built with hardback sport seats. Only available in Riviera Blue. Comes with signed letter from Porsche CEO apologizing for all cars produced after 1997.
Call me!
Porsche, I have enough ideas for an endless procession of "special" edition Turbos. Here are a few freebies:
Edition Käfer: Special Wolfsburg crest on the hood, perforated headliner, and LED semaphores. 20-inch moon dish alloys, conversion options for wood-burning and gun turret. Swamp cooler and/or heating system optional. KdF stamp-book financing available.
Edition Cayenne: Base turbo, beaten with the ugly stick all 'round and raised five inches. Special edition lightweight cardan shaft from the makers of Bounty.
Edition Piëch: Top quality interior materials, to rival the nicest Mercedes. Electronics by Lucas. Special deviated-stitching leather window punch with embossed Porsche crest provided at delivery, for use when window regulators fail. Also available at your Škoda dealer for MSRP less 40%.
Edition Wiedeking: Special financing sends back twice your monthly payment, provided you buy a Veyron with the proceeds. If you can't do this by Q4, VW buys the note on your Turbo and it gets repossessed. Assembled in Japan.
Edition 993: Squeaky windshield as standard. One will be built with hardback sport seats. Only available in Riviera Blue. Comes with signed letter from Porsche CEO apologizing for all cars produced after 1997.
Call me!
