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I've had 6 new Porsches since 2000. I never get this cool stuff in the mail...WTF?!?!?!
I think you beat me in number of new Porsches and that may be why they spare you these gizmos that break upon arrival (RS wing) or soon thereafter (USB key). Thankfully I gave both to my 5 yr old daughter and not anyone else. However, upon reflection, I think in future I may NOT give her any of these junky Porsche envelopes to open with her new scissors. I think she starts to blame herself and may even lose confidence in her ability to do things. Crucial age..... Opening CD's or electronic goods that come in those crazy packages may be better sport if she wants to improve upon her scissor skills!
Summary: you are not missing anything.
Better gift ideas would include longacre tyre gauges, tyre tread measurement, etc. I actually know that my daughter prefers tyre gauges to these wings and since children lose things an extra few gauges for all the tyres and cars would only help. The gauge when used feels like one is doing something; the wing, by itself, has no purpose and is not worthy of being an ornament not that we want any. Just ideas for Porsche in case they read