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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 11:50 AM
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Thought this plate fit the back end of a wide body perfect! Seinfeld fans remember the Proctologist episode?
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 11:56 AM
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congrats on getting this one through and approved. ha! this'll garner some interesting responses out on the road
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 12:00 PM
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It's not registered....just a pretend plate. Kids got it for me for Christmas and it's been hanging on the wall. Wanted to see how it looked on the backend of the Porsche
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 12:22 PM
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lol, that is great...thanks for sharing
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 12:52 PM
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Kramer (the good one) in the house!
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 01:02 PM
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You should drive it around to see what kind of reaction you get.. lol
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 01:14 PM
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"Hey boy... you look mighty cute in dem jeans!" might be the reaction.
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Old Apr 17, 2017 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by rbennett
You should drive it around to see what kind of reaction you get.. lol
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If you're going to "drive around", I suggest that you choose the neighborhoods carefully since you might receive solicitations maybe not in step with your sexual preferences of choice.
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The soot build up on your left tailpipe is bothersome.. or maybe it's the same as the right but pic is glared out by the sun?
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Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
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A proctologist reaches in his shirt pocket to grab a pen to sign the dinner check. Much to his surprise he pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Damn it, some A$$hole ran off with my pen!"
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Originally Posted by captainbaker
A proctologist reaches in his shirt pocket to grab a pen to sign the dinner check. Much to his surprise he pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Damn it, some A$$hole ran off with my pen!"
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