Do you want to punch other Porsche drivers in the face?
#1
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Do you want to punch other Porsche drivers in the face?
Just my personal observation a bit on the forums but also in real life. What's your take?
#2
This is a 996 topic.
Punch in the face is a strong term.
As far as driving habits - no - not really. BMW drivers mostly are the pain (and I admit I own a BMW also). The BMW drivers tend to be aggressive. The Porsche drivers come in 2 flavors - the water cooled - who drive above the speed limit and speed past - but aren't aggressive like the BMW drivers, and the air cooled drivers who putter along so every one can see them.
Now as far as the forum personalities -
air cooled guys are generally jerks who pop up from time to time just to say nasty things about other peoples rides
997 guys - who I think of like a post here - they grasp sarcasm like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang - but generally nice guys
996 guys - who are the most helpful I have found on many forums - all tend to be a little unhinged
991 guys - really just want to make sure their car is clean and colors don't clash
Punch in the face is a strong term.
As far as driving habits - no - not really. BMW drivers mostly are the pain (and I admit I own a BMW also). The BMW drivers tend to be aggressive. The Porsche drivers come in 2 flavors - the water cooled - who drive above the speed limit and speed past - but aren't aggressive like the BMW drivers, and the air cooled drivers who putter along so every one can see them.
Now as far as the forum personalities -
air cooled guys are generally jerks who pop up from time to time just to say nasty things about other peoples rides
997 guys - who I think of like a post here - they grasp sarcasm like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang - but generally nice guys
996 guys - who are the most helpful I have found on many forums - all tend to be a little unhinged
991 guys - really just want to make sure their car is clean and colors don't clash
#4
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Only that old guy from the 996 forum that bought a 997 and continuously complained about it. That guy could have used a swift kick down south (or three...or five).
#5
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Seems like it isn't so much the M BMW drivers, its usually the guy in the 323/325/328 with the M badge and M license plate frame that drives like he owns the road.
Seems like a lot of 911 guys either drive 10 miles under the speed limit (not trying to prove anything) or drive in the fast lane with everyone else. Usually when they get on it, it is for a short period.
I have found myself doing similar things since I got the car.
As far as the rest of "porsche" drivers, who cares, if its not a 911 (or maybe a Caymen) its not a "porsche" to me. (I don't drive a porsche to drive a porsche, I drive a porsche to drive a 911, or maybe a GT4, same as when I had the M3, I didn't drive BMWs to drive a BMW, I only had a BMW because they are the ones that make the M3. I couldn't care less about the rest of the BMW line).
Seems like a lot of 911 guys either drive 10 miles under the speed limit (not trying to prove anything) or drive in the fast lane with everyone else. Usually when they get on it, it is for a short period.
I have found myself doing similar things since I got the car.
As far as the rest of "porsche" drivers, who cares, if its not a 911 (or maybe a Caymen) its not a "porsche" to me. (I don't drive a porsche to drive a porsche, I drive a porsche to drive a 911, or maybe a GT4, same as when I had the M3, I didn't drive BMWs to drive a BMW, I only had a BMW because they are the ones that make the M3. I couldn't care less about the rest of the BMW line).
This is a 996 topic.
Punch in the face is a strong term.
As far as driving habits - no - not really. BMW drivers mostly are the pain (and I admit I own a BMW also). The BMW drivers tend to be aggressive. The Porsche drivers come in 2 flavors - the water cooled - who drive above the speed limit and speed past - but aren't aggressive like the BMW drivers, and the air cooled drivers who putter along so every one can see them.
Now as far as the forum personalities -
air cooled guys are generally jerks who pop up from time to time just to say nasty things about other peoples rides
997 guys - who I think of like a post here - they grasp sarcasm like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang - but generally nice guys
996 guys - who are the most helpful I have found on many forums - all tend to be a little unhinged
991 guys - really just want to make sure their car is clean and colors don't clash
Punch in the face is a strong term.
As far as driving habits - no - not really. BMW drivers mostly are the pain (and I admit I own a BMW also). The BMW drivers tend to be aggressive. The Porsche drivers come in 2 flavors - the water cooled - who drive above the speed limit and speed past - but aren't aggressive like the BMW drivers, and the air cooled drivers who putter along so every one can see them.
Now as far as the forum personalities -
air cooled guys are generally jerks who pop up from time to time just to say nasty things about other peoples rides
997 guys - who I think of like a post here - they grasp sarcasm like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang - but generally nice guys
996 guys - who are the most helpful I have found on many forums - all tend to be a little unhinged
991 guys - really just want to make sure their car is clean and colors don't clash
#6
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Here are the BMW drivers I want to punch:
'R compound are not street legal guy'
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
#7
do you want to punch a lot of people in the face in general? The problem might be you.
I haven't met enough porsche owners to form a good opinion, but i wouldn't say so based on my experience here.
I haven't met enough porsche owners to form a good opinion, but i wouldn't say so based on my experience here.
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#10
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A few snarky bastards on this forum especially and then you have the whole wine and cheese thing - what the hell is that?
Most have been fantastic people. Suppose every crowd has a few dorks.
#11
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Here are the BMW drivers I want to punch:
BMW M car meetup - YouTube
'R compound are not street legal guy'
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
BMW M car meetup - YouTube
'R compound are not street legal guy'
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
Interesting observation on the amount of money spent to get the car measuring the amount of douchebaggery lol. I've actually never discussed this with anyone.
#12
Here are the BMW drivers I want to punch:
BMW M car meetup - YouTube
'R compound are not street legal guy'
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
BMW M car meetup - YouTube
'R compound are not street legal guy'
'Ill interrupt you to tell you about the stuff I'm going to do to my car but haven't gotten around to it guy'
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche used has been awesome.
Every guy I have talked to who bought his Porsche new has been a ***** (besides the two 981 owners).
I think those bmw guys seem fine IMO. I hate guys with cars they find to be superior over Hondas and subarus and Mazda and refer to such owners as a lower class in anyway.... Term ricers comes to mind. When I hear a looser in a superior car (or even higher model like a 997 to a 996 owner) put down a lesser car (in there mind) I want to choke them out....
#13
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The only people that work my nerves are the Porsche people who associate only with Porsche people; they only care about Porches; they take no interest in anything else, and they are generally a bore. They're not mean or anything; they're just incapable of being car people.
I still want to punch one guy in the face, because he is a douche, who happens to drive a 997, but he's probably a douche by nature.
He was Mr Track Mods who appears to have never driven on a track or driven the car hard anywhere, and from what I could tell was about to see his life change drastically with the arrival of twins, so was probably upset his Red 997 with Aero w/ very expensive and enlarged/upgraded brakes would be taken away from him by the reality of his situation... one which was his wife running his life and his inability to see past the next 25-30 years of his submission-to-wife-life... with 25-30 years being the time which must pass before he could sniff another Porsche... and I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a douche.... but he's a douche, so I don't.
Never met such a tool in my life.
He's quite a frail, tidy thing, so from where I am from, I'd probably just bitch slap him. Punching him elevates him to a status he doesn't deserve.
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I still want to punch one guy in the face, because he is a douche, who happens to drive a 997, but he's probably a douche by nature.
He was Mr Track Mods who appears to have never driven on a track or driven the car hard anywhere, and from what I could tell was about to see his life change drastically with the arrival of twins, so was probably upset his Red 997 with Aero w/ very expensive and enlarged/upgraded brakes would be taken away from him by the reality of his situation... one which was his wife running his life and his inability to see past the next 25-30 years of his submission-to-wife-life... with 25-30 years being the time which must pass before he could sniff another Porsche... and I'd feel bad for him if he weren't such a douche.... but he's a douche, so I don't.
Never met such a tool in my life.
He's quite a frail, tidy thing, so from where I am from, I'd probably just bitch slap him. Punching him elevates him to a status he doesn't deserve.
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I think those bmw guys seem fine IMO. I hate guys with cars they find to be superior over Hondas and subarus and Mazda and refer to such owners as a lower class in anyway.... Term ricers comes to mind. When I hear a looser in a superior car (or even higher model like a 997 to a 996 owner) put down a lesser car (in there mind) I want to choke them out....
Two recent instances while driving my 2016 Shelby GT350 for example - I complimented some nice 997 cars, it was clear both owners thought they were a lot higher on the food chain....comical.
Also agree those BMW owners in the video seem like nice people, now that I think about it isn't Nick Murray the lemon porsche owner? So now I see he went to that BMW meet with sort of an arrogance to make fun of them - one or two of the BMW owners sensed it immediately I think.
#15
There are other car companies that make sports cars? I don't think so. And as far as I'm concerned the only real Porsche is the 911. The rest are just pretending.