Mobil 1 fake or real
#16
Why would you want a foil seal or expect one? Its not destined for human consumption and if the cap system works well, and it does, thats plenty. Its a big enough pain to deal with the washer fluid (water is less viscous and they use much cheaper containers) to pierce that stupid foil. Don't want it on my oil.
#17
I've seen that in real life although well before Mobil 1 was invented. Ages ago I was a lifeguard at a beach on Lake Champlain. A women plopped down one Sunday afternoon and pulled a can opener and a can of Grand Way (Walmart type discount store back when Sam was but a zygote) motor oil out of her beach bag. She proceeded to open the can and slather it on. I don't remember the weight and I can't attest to the relative merits of Grand Way 10w30 vs 10w40 as a tanning aid, but I seen it with my own eyes...