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Old Dec 24, 2005 | 06:06 PM
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Dear Waiters & Prospectors:

For those of you who have owned Porsches before, you can stop reading this post right now. Why? Because you will understand what it is here that I am trying to express.

When I first enlisted in Rennlist I was a Prospector hungry for work. So, I did what many do and became a Waiter. I did not undertake my career as a Waiter without significant research into the field. Indeed I polled 997 owners and Cayenne TT owners and used their career counseling to find the right Waiter position to suit my needs. Thus I became a Waiter for the C4S.
I was a Waiter for quite a long time and many of you will likely remember that I later became the Head Waiter on Rennlist owing to my hard work and more importantly to the number of months logged in the field. I saw so many fellow Waiters be promoted to Owners in my time while I continued to struggle. I even saw some C4S Prospectors get fast-tracked directly to Owners when the launch vehicles came out. Even my status as Head Waiter could not pacify me.

Then, before I knew what hit me I got the call,...I became an Owner.

I just want to tell all of you Waiters how sweet it is now!!!!!!!! I'm up to 450 miles and my ****-eating grin has persisted,...it is likely perma-grin at this point. You will all absolutely love your p-cars - it has far exceeded my expectations and I can't wait to explore the higher rev range after break-in.

So, enjoy your time as a Waiter. If you're a Prospector go out and get yourself some work as a Waiter. Positions are easy to find and there are tons of people on the forum who can 'steer' you in the right direction.

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Old Dec 24, 2005 | 07:39 PM
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Dude, you are killing me! Everytime I finish reading posts on RennList I tell myself I should stop torturing myself and just wait for my car with as little info as possible. That makes the wait go by much faster, but alas I come back for more punishment.
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Old Dec 24, 2005 | 11:12 PM
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1. I want my 997 now!
2. I want my 997 now!
3. I want my 997 now!
4. I want my 997 now!
5. I want my 997 now!
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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Does that mean I am now promoted to the head waiter position. My order has been in since the end of June and still no car. It is a position I did not want to advance to, but hopefully it will be a short lived job. Car is built but have been unable to get an On Vessel update.
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 12:12 PM
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Unfortunately, you should consider yourself PROMOTED!
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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450 miles? I do that every week
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 996toomey
Does that mean I am now promoted to the head waiter position. My order has been in since the end of June and still no car. It is a position I did not want to advance to, but hopefully it will be a short lived job. Car is built but have been unable to get an On Vessel update.
You get my vote! Maybe Santa did the trans-Atlantic part for you with his sled (which I believe is a twin-turbo AWD model).
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 03:24 PM
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That's what I was hoping Dave. I ran downstairs first thing this A.M. to check my Porsche garage but it was still empty. I am sure it will be a New Year's present instead.
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 03:53 PM
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I hope you waiter dudes have been collecting and saving every frickin' 997/S picture you can find on the net. Then you can get into bed, put your laptop on your chest and fall asleep looking at Porsche pictures. BTW, a peripheral track ball works best.
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Old Dec 25, 2005 | 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by riad
450 miles? I do that every week
If that's the case, then you are getting good value for the money you spent on your Porsche. I see so many Porsche owners put only a couple of thousand miles on their cars each year, and then trade them in on another car and they still take a big depreciation hit. Sure a low mileage Porsche will fetch a few thousand more, but the price per mile is exorbitant.
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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Possible production: February.

Delivery: Late April or May.

We shall see.

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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by 996toomey
That's what I was hoping Dave. I ran downstairs first thing this A.M. to check my Porsche garage but it was still empty. I am sure it will be a New Year's present instead.
That has got to be the saddest Christmas story here. Poor little Robert didn't even get a lump of coal from Santa!

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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 996toomey
Does that mean I am now promoted to the head waiter position. My order has been in since the end of June and still no car. It is a position I did not want to advance to, but hopefully it will be a short lived job. Car is built but have been unable to get an On Vessel update.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Chuck and I would be the newest waiter (NFG) in the group (just ordered a C2S coupe today with a March build, April delivery?) and hope to never make it to head waiter. While head waiter is a prestigious position I am quite sure, I hope to never earn the HW title.

Seriously, is the time line not realistic? We reconfigured a confirmed dealer slot for a March build with an April delivery.
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Old Dec 26, 2005 | 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Chuck Z
Let me introduce myself. My name is Chuck and I would be the newest waiter (NFG) in the group (just ordered a C2S coupe today with a March build, April delivery?) and hope to never make it to head waiter. While head waiter is a prestigious position I am quite sure, I hope to never earn the HW title.

Seriously, is the time line not realistic? We reconfigured a confirmed dealer slot for a March build with an April delivery.
Though nobody's done a survey AFAIK, the deliveries seem to come even sooner than promised. The shipping is a bottle neck though, yours could just miss the boat and wait in a lot while other orders accumulate for the next batch to go on the next ship.
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Old Dec 27, 2005 | 09:59 AM
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Nov build/Dec delivery here...now it looks like late Jan. I want my S cab now!!!!
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