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Old 10-07-2005 | 01:10 AM
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Want to stand out (so to speak) on eBay? This may be the way to do it!
'05 997S For Sale
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:20 AM
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WOW! .... What a beautiful car! ... Too bad the bimbos got in the way of an otherwise excellent photo shot of that Seal Grey beauty!
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:23 AM
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Looks like a before and after ad for plastic surgery in Miami .............
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:26 AM
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"Buy it now" for 89K? A car with 8000 miles? No thanks.
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:34 AM
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Whatever, i look at the ads for the DESCRIPTION!

How effed up is that description.
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:47 AM
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WARNING: STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS CAR CAN CAUSE BREAST ENLARGEMENT
Maybe she used that can of fix-a-flat that the car comes with.
'Bottom' Line: redefining the "p" in p-car.
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Gator_86_951
How effed up is that description.
Yeah, they even effed up the color description. They list it as Atlas Grey! Somebody has his head up somewhere else!
Old 10-07-2005 | 02:02 AM
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OMG, I just realized they are selling a bunch of cars with the same ad campaign:
Other Girls Riding Cars
Check out the Ferrari Maranello...I'm fairly certain she shaved for the event.
Old 10-07-2005 | 02:48 AM
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OK, now this is a case for using the clear bra
Old 10-07-2005 | 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jonquiljo
"Buy it now" for 89K? A car with 8000 miles? No thanks.
yeah...but maybe the "Buy it Now!" price includes the girls.
Old 10-07-2005 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Coochas
WARNING: STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS CAR CAN CAUSE BREAST ENLARGEMENT
Maybe she used that can of fix-a-flat that the car comes with.
'Bottom' Line: redefining the "p" in p-car.

Old 10-07-2005 | 08:23 AM
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So much for not appealing to status seekers.
Old 10-07-2005 | 09:01 AM
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Damn, I can see the warning on my can of "fix a flat" now....

Not to be used for Breast, Lip or ***** Enlargements

Old 10-07-2005 | 12:56 PM
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So that's the bi-xenon headlight option
Old 10-07-2005 | 01:22 PM
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How insulting... how dare they not give us a ankle grab.

School girls.


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