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Old 04-24-2013 | 04:49 PM
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Your honor, may I present my first witness ?

Yes

Calling Mooty on the stand.


...


Done deal, case closed, Mr. Dell gets ze money and ze car.


You ll look like the "normalest" person after John's story

Do I have to think of everything around here...ts ts ts
Old 04-24-2013 | 04:51 PM
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The problem is that Jonh's wife doesn't get asked for permission (nor does she know). Bringing him to the stand would out his secret! He has a garage on the other side of town where he hides all the toys. His wife thinks he has 1 car and he has all of his goodies shipped to alternate addresses.
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Lol shhhhhhh!

Let me delete that post
Old 04-24-2013 | 04:52 PM
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Old 04-24-2013 | 04:54 PM
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Old 04-24-2013 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 911SLOW
Your honor, may I present my first witness ?

Yes

Calling Mooty on the stand.


...


Done deal, case closed, Mr. Dell gets ze money and ze car.


You ll look like the "normalest" person after John's story

Do I have to think of everything around here...ts ts ts
LMAO, i support Dell's GT3 consumption.

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The problem is that Jonh's wife doesn't get asked for permission (nor does she know). Bringing him to the stand would out his secret! He has a garage on the other side of town where he hides all the toys. His wife thinks he has 1 car and he has all of his goodies shipped to alternate addresses.
i see you have been learning from the best.

Originally Posted by LVDell

I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!!!!!

Hell, I even told her I'd sell my 7GT3 to buy this one. That was shot down as well. :
i did't buy it. mooty did. he needs storage b/c hes coming to do track days here.
he has a car in every corner of USA. and he's retiring to SC. he loves churches next to fire stations. in fact, his current house was a fire station (this part is factual).


Originally Posted by LVDell
Do the kids really need us to pay for their college? She never checks that account :
you must give yourself credit. you are a prof and wife an md. your kids must be IQ 50000, so scholarship to harvard, cal, stanford, mit, mcgill, cambridge, oxford and such are just a formality thing.



now, go make it happen or slow911 will have to ban you.
Old 04-24-2013 | 05:08 PM
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Case of misunderstanding:
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court because he filed divorce papers. Judge looks over divorce papers and tells Mickey mouse there is no grounds for divorce simply because Minnie mouse is crazy- so judge ordered marriage counseling. Now this is the 6th time Mickey has been to divorce court and was denied a divorce from Minnie Mouse. When the judge made the same decision a 6th time- Mickey Mouse stood up in anger and yelled to the judge- "Judge- I just dont know what you and every divorce judge I've seen don't understand- Minnie is ****ing Goofy!!!" Mike
Old 04-24-2013 | 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 911SLOW
Divorce her
60k in furniture? I have to agree with John.
Old 04-24-2013 | 05:24 PM
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...don't ask for permission. Ask for forgiveness!
Old 04-24-2013 | 05:42 PM
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Somehow keep it.
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Updated post 1 with miles; 21,222
Old 04-24-2013 | 06:20 PM
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You'll be sorry you sold this one.!!
Old 04-24-2013 | 06:31 PM
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Forgot some other bits:

+ rebuilt LSD with 8 disc set up by Goldcrest
+ OEM LWFW and LW RS pulley
+ 997.3 GT3 shift console
+ V1 hardwired
Old 04-24-2013 | 06:32 PM
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Old 04-24-2013 | 06:46 PM
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Dell- just do it!!! U be smiling ear to ear. Life too short. Mike


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