Value of 93k '04
Isn't that how it works with wives? I don't know... My three week long "Croatian wife" made me sandwiches.
09-03-2011 | 01:52 AM
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you guys aren't getting very far.
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
09-03-2011 | 01:53 AM
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09-03-2011 | 01:57 AM
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you guys aren't getting very far.
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
You are the master!
09-03-2011 | 02:31 AM
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09-03-2011 | 03:10 AM
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i have keepers, intermediates, flirts....
i rank them just like my cars ;-)
just added a new flirt lately... first brunette i liked.
wasn't this thread about selling some GT3 and buying a cup car?
09-03-2011 | 11:08 AM
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^He talks so much about that certain brunette more then he talks about his cars!!! He's switching over to the darkside. Use condoms Mooty or else be way more expensive then cars : ). Mike
09-03-2011 | 11:09 AM
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09-03-2011 | 11:21 AM
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you guys aren't getting very far.
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
MD wife right?
send chocolate with flower to her office. make sure it goes to the nurse station on her floor so ALL the nurses see it and compliment her and the gift.
leave a hand made card near the door she will enter when she comes home. in the card, try to say something intelligent. yes, not GT3 related would be good.
once she's home, you have food and wine ready and kids locked up in the dungeon. max now will go to dungeon on my command and stay their until i tell him to come out ;-)... make sure you hand pick the wine, the kind that really gets her wasted so she can't remember what she said.
then rose pedal from kitchen to tub...
draw bath
bath oil
then massage her...
next morning, drive the damn car home....
BINGO! When your wife's paycheck laughs hysterically at your paycheck then you have to come big and come strong. It the gifts don't include a min of 2 dozen roses, a little blue box with a white ribbon, have the nanny staying overnight so you can take her to a suite at the Ritz-Carlton, and do all those things SHE likes, then your odds of getting the "insert overpriced track item/toy here" past her is moot.
Learn from the master..........ALL HAIL MOOTY